Location: Q*bert Arcade Game World
In the Q*bert game, Y/n jumps on the last space, completing the level as part of the job he was given by Q*bert.
Y/n: Alright, Q*bert, there you go. All the lights are the same. Just take your meds and your OCD should be in check for a little while.
Tailsko's Tornado appears in Q*bert's as she has another job for Y/n and Sonia.
Tailsko: Hey, hop on! I got another job for ya!
Y/n: Alright then. Let's go.
Y/n and Sonia then hop on Tails' Tornado, and flies away. Q*bert jumps two spaces, messing up everything and have to start all over again.
Q*bert: Ugh, fuck.
In the Sky with Y/n Sonia and Tailsko on the Tornado.
Tailsko: Hey, Y/n just a head's up, but this job is with an old nemesis that me and Sonia have been dealing with in the past, but it does pay well, so....
Y/n: As long as Sonia agrees to work with me to pay the rent, that's fine by me.
Sonia: Whatever, I don't give a shit. As long as I can get some Coins.
Tails: Uh, I think you mean, Rings.
Y/n: Wait, those golden rings in your world can used for currency?
Sonia: Coins, Rings, hey, I had to eat one of those cute little squirrels for dinner last night. I'll call it whatever the fuck I want!
Y/n: Just make sure not to eat my pets for dinner and I'll order a pizza for you as long as you don't eat more of those little critters again.
Sonia: Deal. Let's get this job over with.
Tails' Tornado then arrived at the destination for Y/n and Sonia to do their next job flies away. Sonia runs into Eggma'am's lab, Dr. Eggma'am's machine appears.
Dr. Eggman: Hello, Sonic and cute boy~!
Sonia: What the fu-- Ugh, this is some sort of trap?!
Y/n: Well, I wasn't expecting that to happen with your old enemy, Sonia.
Dr. Eggma'am turns her machine off and jumps out and Y/n covered his eyes to see Eggma'am in her own panties.
Dr. Eggma'am: No, I'm over that whole thing. I just need you to unclog my toilet while cutie-boy here will check the pressure gauge to make sure the plumbing system around here is working.
Sonia: You gotta be fucking kidding me, Robotnik! Why don't you just have one of your Badniks do it?!
Y/n: Yeah, and can you at least put some pants on for crying out loud.
Dr. Eggma'am: Well, first of all, it's Eggma'am, now. And second, all my Badniks left. Turns out the name "Dr. Eggma'am, doesn't exactly demand respect, so.......it's just me here now....hangin' out.....in my undies. (Looks at Y/n, feeling uncomfortable to see her in her panties.) What? It doesn't it turn you on at all?
Y/n: No!
Eggma'am: Damn it! I thought it might work on you. Well, you better get to working on unclogging those toilets if you wanna get paid.
Sonia: Fine. So, where's the toilet?
Y/n: Yeah, tell us where it is, and I'll get my plunger in my toolbox.
Dr. Eggma'am: Well, technically, this whole place is one big toilet, but, uh, it all starts right down there. Plus, I think this should be an easy job for Sonia since she can spin-dash her way through the pipes,
Sonia: Ugh.
Sonia walks up to the pipe.
Sonia: What are you a doctor of anyway?
Y/n: Yeah, what's your PH. D?
Dr. Eggma'am: I'm a podiatrist.
Sonia: Okay.
Sonia spindashes through the pipe. She dashes through all of the poop, which is also making Y/n feel a bit queasy of seeing Sonia spindashing through the pipes to get the job done. He clearly feels sorry for her to do something so disgusting.
Sonia: (coughs) Oh, man.
Y/n: Oh God! I think I'm gonna be sick.
Sonia continues dashing through the poop and the pipe flushed the poop away. Sonia comes over to Dr. Eggma'am covered in poop.
Sonia: Jesus Christ, Eggman! What the fuck do you eat?!
Y/n: Yeah, it stinks like hell!
Dr. Eggma'am: Bacon-wrapped scallops, but they were the low-fat and carb kind, and I wasn't gonna let them go to waste.
Y/n: That's gross.
Sonia: All right, just pay my hundred Coins, so I can clean up and get out of here.
Y/n: Yeah and no funny businness, "Egg-Ma'am"! Cause if you don't pay up, I'm gonna make your life a living nightmare if you don't cough up the cash!
Dr, Eggma'am: Uh, I think you mean, Rings, but okay, all right. Time to pay up. No problem. Just let me get em' out of my, uh-- Fuck you, stink-balls!
Y/n: Hey! Get your ass back here!
Sonia: You Bitch! This ain't over.
Y/n: Yeah, we're gonna get our money no matter what. I'm sorry if you had to deal with this, but trust me, Sonia. This happens to me when someone dined and dashed when I used to work at a coffee shop in Downtown Creation City. Now Let's get you all cleaned up from all of that gunk that Eggma'am made you do before we had over to the next job.
Sonia: Gladly. I just could not believe that she would do this to me.
Y/n: Yeah, I know how that feels. Tell ya what, how about we head over to Applebee's and I'll buy you a meal on the house. Is that okay?
Sonia: (Sighs) I would like that. But there be some appetizers and I don't think I want any seafood tonight after I had to clean up Eggma'am's crap!
Y/n: I'm way ahead of ya, Sonia.
END OF EPISODE 4
TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 05 IN A STREET FIGHTING MATCH AT THE DOCKS
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