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Episode 09 - Metroid

In the galactic world of Metroid, Y/n and Sonia have another job in that world and they both have to stop an intergalactic ruler known as the Mother Brain.

Y/n and Sonia have decided to take different paths to find the Mother Brain as long as they focus on the mission and don't get killed by Mother Brain's alien henchmen.

Right now, we see Y/n making his way through the upper corridor to find Mother Brain, only to be ambushed by a bunch of aliens.

Y/n: Oh god! I hate those things!

Then suddenly, all three of the aliens that tried to ambush Y/n was blasted off by someone in a robot suit that destroyed those aliens with a gun arm attached to the suit.

Y/n: Wow. Thanks for saving me. I thought I was a goner.

???: You're quite welcome, Y/n.

Y/n: Wait? How do you know my name? Hold on...Samus? Is that you?

Samus: Yeah, it's me. We went to high school together, remember?

Y/n: Oh yeah, I remembered that before our graduation ceremony. How does it feel being a hero in this world in that suit you're wearing.

Samus: It's cool but defeating a race of evil aliens like Mother Brain and Ridley is always a pain in the ass. What about you?

Y/n: Well, my parents kicked me out of the house with all of the money and the keys to my car, now I am living at my own apartment in Danger Zone City with a jobless female hedgehog and two-tailed vixen that's been giving me and Sonia some jobs to pay off her rent for staying at my apartment.

Samus: Oh no. I'm so sorry that you had to deal with that.

Y/n: It's fine. Silhouette managed to find me on the streets and help me get back up on my feet. So that's why me and Sonia came here to find this Mother Brain to defeat.

Samus: Oh yeah. I told Tailska about the job you and Sonia were doing and I knew that I would find you here.

Y/n: Really? Well then, I'm glad I got to see you again here.

Samus: Me too. Wait a minute...should your hedgehog friend be with you here? It can be very dangerous in this place with the Mother Brain's henchmen lurking around.

Y/n: She'll be fine as long as she doesn't screw up and get eaten alive by those aliens. She just took the path to the lower corridor since we both decided to split up to see if either side will lead us to Mother Brain.

Samus: I'm not sure that's a good idea.

Y/n: I'm sure it will be fine.

Meanwhile with Sonia....

Sonia did a few jump attacks on three aliens and then enters a chamber. She then dodges some firing beams to reach the end to reach to the final room, where she meets face-to-face with Mother Brain, a female brain monster.

Sonia: Woah! Fucking gross! I mean, uh, nice to meet you. I guess… I’m your escort for the evening. (quietly) I’m gonna fuckin’ kill Tailsko!

Mother Brain: Oohoohoohoo! Tailsko wasn’t kidding, you ARE a cute one! In a cute outfit too! I like that! But where's your hooded friend though? I would like to such a brave strong man like him.

Sonia: Yeah, we both decided to split up to find you but I managed to find you first. Great. Tailsko said you were the brainy type, but I was expecting more of the sexy librarian than the giant pulsating brain monster, but Y/n told me that there's no librarians in Metroid and he's not really into those type of girls because he's not really a pervert.

Mother Brain: Hey, pulsating brain monsters can be sexy, too! (coughs disgustingly) I wouldn't mind sharing an relationship with someone like you and Y/n.

Sonia: Yeah, I’ll take your word on that. So what do you wanna do ‘cuz you got us for the (checks the piece of paper that Tailsko gave them) The entire weekend?! What the fuck?! (throws his paper away)

Mother Brain: Oh, I’ve got lots of fun stuff planned. But first, how about a drink to celebrate new friends? (a Metroid comes down from above with a couple of martini glasses) Kerosentini, Sonia? It’s a martini with keros—

Sonia: Yeah, kerosene. I got it. I’ll take fourteen of ‘em. I just hope Y/n is doing alright here.

Mother Brain: Oh don't worry, I told my minions to not kill your friend that's is lurking around here and I got something special for him when he gets here.

Sonia: Ok then, I guess we can do something fun before he gets here, I mean, I got nothing better to do today anyways.

Then we cuts to a montage of Mother Brain and Sonia winning the jackpot at Casino Zone, going on a cruise looking at dolphins, from Ecco the Dolphfin, watching helicopters fight giant gassy ape, holding a woman, on the Eiffel Tower as Sonia is drunk at this point from all of the kerosentinis she drank, and then at a strip club from Grand Theft Auto to see a stripper. This fades to Sonia trying to sneak out of Mother Brain’s bedroom with Mother Brain in the bed to go look for Y/n.

Mother Brain: Leaving so soon?

Sonia: Oh, sorry. I didn’t know you were awake. But, uh, I gotta go. Uh, I’ve got this thing I need to go to or… I’m seeing someone else-- Y/n! Yeah, that’s it. He's probably looking for me right now.

Y/n: Sonia, I'm right here.

Sonia: (Looks behind her to see Y/n with an unamused look on his face.) Y/n!? Uh...how long have you been standing there?

Y/n: Just a few minutes until you were sleeping with Mother Brain. I mean, what the hell, Sonia?!? Me and Samus have been looking all over for you and now we find you sleeping with Mother Brain.

Sonia: Look, I can explain everything and...don't get mad, but I mixed up her kerosentinis with your semen inside a used condom. I had to wear gloves to do it right. I'm sorry.

Y/n: What?! Sonia are you crazy?!? That's disgusting and that's not how sex works for a giant brain like her! 

Mother Brain: Oho, I’m not buyin’ that, honey! Your friend gave me the best kind of drink in (this statement makes Y/n Sonia and Samus gag) Well, at least say goodbye to our kids before you two leave with the special gift that I promised you.

Sonia: Wait what?!

Y/n: What the hell are you even talking about?! Kids?! She gave you my semen in a used condom with my DNA in a martini glass that you drank a couple of hours ago!

Mother Brain: What do you expect? I’m a mutant brain monster. I pop out kids like a goddamn gumball machine.

Samus: Yeah it's true, you two. She's not joking about that. Also, she wanted to give you a suit that is similar to mine, but in a cool black color.

Y/n: Wow. I guess that can work out for me, but me and Sonia are gonna have a little chat after what she did while we were gone.

Sonia: Yeah, I know.

Y/n: Also, if you were wondering where we were, me and Samus were hanging out at the Casino Zone to pass the time before we made it back here to find you and Mother Brain.

Sonia: That's what we did too. It was a crazy time there.

Samus: Same here.

Just then, a child brain monster rolls in on wheels. It has a couple of hedgehog quills on its head with blue tentacles for arms.

Y/n: What the hell is that thing?

Brain Child: Daddy?

It then throws up on Y/n.

Y/n: Fuck.

Brain Child: Avocado (laughs)

Y/n: This is gonna take some getting use to.

END OF EPISODE 09

TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 10

(Insert Metroid Item Obtained Theme Here) 

Y/N HAS OBTAINED THE DARK SAMUS SUIT FROM SAMUS AND MOTHER BRAIN