Location: Tetris Universe
In the puzzling world of Tetris, Y/n and Sonia are trying to play a game of Tetris as Y/n is trying to tell the blocks to where they should land in the position that he wants.
Y/n: Okay, flip it my way. (A Tetrimo flips to the right.) No. Don't lay it flat. Lay it top-flat. (The Tetrimo flips to the right, again.) Bottom-towards-the-bottom flat. (The Tetrimo flips any directions.) Wait, there's—there's Starburst size.
Then suddenly, during the middle of a gaming session, Doctor Eggma'am's drilling machine comes out ruining the Tetris game they're doing right now.
Doctor Eggma'am: Hello, Y/n and Sonia! It's payback time!
Y/n: For what? The Street Fighters beaten you up or those Veggie Burgers that you ate at Burger Time?
Eggma'am: Both. And I have been thinking about what you said about what I did to you and Sonia and I am willing to change my ways, after this one last payback.
Y/n: It's a start, so I'll let you off the hook for now.
Sonia: Look, about that whole Burger Time thing—
Doctor Eggma'am: I know what you two did with that special sauce.
Sonia: Oh, she's talking about that expired mayo and Big Mac sauce.
Y/n: Yeeeeeeahhh...maybe we might have gone a bit too far on that.
Doctor Eggma'am: You both made that special sauce extra salty so it would raise my blood pressure and make me look fat, didn't you? Well, what you didn't know is that I never swallow this special sauce. I always spit it out. So, you both lose again! (Eggma'am laughs.) Oh, I literally should go to therapy after this.
Sonia: Wow, I don't—I don't even know where to begin with that.
Y/n: Me either, but I know a good therapist that can help you with your problems.
Doctor Eggma'am: Save both of your apologies 'til after I pull this big worm out of my backseat!
Then Eggma'am's drilling machine's backseat opens to release the "big worm" she mentioned.
Y/n: Well, this should be interesting.
Sonia: Okay, now you're just being ridic—
Earthworm Jen appears out of Eggma'am's backseat, and wears a robotic suit as she didn't forget about what happened after Sonia stole her suit and TV.
Earthworm Jen: Your old pal, Eggma'am hooked me up with his little number. Now tell me where my suit is!
Y/n: You heard her, Sonia? Where's her suit?
Sonia: Look Jen, I've been meaning to give you your suit back. I just wanted to wash it first.
Y/n: Wash it? You're not supposed to wash her suit, Sonia.
Earthworm Jen: Yeah, didn't you read the label? It's dry-clean only. You're gonna ruin it!
Sonia: Relax, Jamie Lee. I didn't do the wash yet. Come on, let's go get it.
Y/n: Sonia, I swear to God, if you did something to her suit, you're doing the dishes and my laundry tonight.
Sonia: Ugh, fine! Let's go already!
Then Eggma'am turned on the drilling machine to turn it over, but the engine's not working as she just flooded it.
Doctor Eggma'am: Eh, come on, turn over! (The Tetrimos flooded Eggma'am's drilling machine.) Uh, I think I flooded this thing.
Y/n: Do you need any help repairing it? I'm actually good with repairing vehicles.
Eggma'am: That would be great, cause this thing just keeps flooding every time I use it.
Y/n: Alright, but this may take a while.
Timeskip - A Few Hours Later
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We then cut over to Mother Brain's room in the Metroid Universe and it looks like Soniqua is using Jen's suit as a diaper and Earthworm Jen is not happy about it.
Mother Brain: Little Soniqua needs a changing, Sonia and Y/n. And I need a refill.
Earthworm Jen: You used my suit as a diaper?!
Y/n: Seriously?!
Mother Brain: We ran out of tin foil.
Y/n: Why didn't you go to the store to buy more tin foil.
Mother Brain: There's no super markets in space, hon.
Then Earthworm Jen walks over to Soniqua to get her suit back from her.
Earthworm Jim: You're dead, Sonia! But not you, Y/n cause I know that you weren't gonna steal my suit. (Tries to grab Soniqua's diaper to get her suit back.) Give me that thing, you fuckin' freak!
Sonia: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Y/n: Yeah, I would listen to Sonia if I were you. You do not want to mess with Soniqua.
Earthworm Jen: Gimme that, you freak!
Soniqua: Stranger, danger!
Soniqua grabs Jim and throws her out of here, leading Eggma'am to run away.
Sonia: Yeah, you better run! You mess with me and Y/n, you mess with our family!
Y/n: Whatever floats your boat, Sonia. You're still doing the laundry and the dishes, though.
Sonia: Aw, man.
Mother Brain: You're both late on the child support.
Y/n: And.... we're out of here.
Y/n and Sonia runs away to avoid on the whole child support on Soniqua.
Sonia: Wait up, guys!
END OF EPISODE 11
TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 12
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