Kenny's POV:
"Oh my god, Kenny please shut him up." Stan says to me. I look over at Cartman who had been arguing with Kyle for the last 15 minutes about whether a straw had 2 holes or not. "YOU FUCKING IDIOT, IT LITERALLY HAS 2 HOLES!" Cartman shouts at Kyle. "NO, 2 OPENINGS TO ONE HOLE, IT'S SIMPLE FATTY!" Kyle screams back at him. I nod my head in response and walk over to Cartman.
We had been boyfriends for the last few months so it was natural for me to be the one to calm Cartman down.
I hug him from behind and peck his cheek with a quick soft kiss. His face goes completely red and he stops shouting and screaming. "Gayass." Kyle comments before walking over to Stan. Cartman still stands there, completely dumbfounded. Even after dating him for several months and kissing him countless times, he wasn't completely used to affection. "Calm down, Eric." I whisper in his ear. He pouts before responding. "Okay, only because you asked." He replies. I smile before nuzzling my head into his shoulder. "Mm, your hair smells nice for once. Did you use my shower?" He asks me. "Yep." I say.
*Time skip*
"Bye hippies!" Cartman shouts whilst waving goodbye to Stan and Kyle. Kyle flips him off with both fingers in response. "So, wanna cuddle or something..?" Cartman asks me. I stand there, confused. He wasn't the type of person to be so upfront about wanting affection and stuff. "Uh sure!" I say, grabbing him by the hand to lead him to his room. I plop myself on his bed and pull him onto it aswell. "AH!" He screams, before being muffled by my jacket. He sits up and just stares at me. I stare back, admiring his cute chubby cheeks and beautiful eyes. We sit there for a good 2 minutes before he says something. "I'll admit it Kenny, your freckles are so fucking cute." I widen my eyes. I know I shouldn't be surprised but Cartman would rarely compliment anyone, you would be lucky if he even said that your shirt is 'kewl'. I smile at him and pull him into a hug. "Okay, stop being a gaywad." He immediately says after. I giggle. "I love you dude." I say, kissing his neck. He widens his eyes before smiling.
"I love you too."
A/N: This was requested, I hope you guys liked it<3
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Cartman Ships (Oneshots)
FanfictionI do not own any south park characters. This will include fluff only (I hate angst rip) I'm not doing smut since they are 15 in these. Might take requests. Enjoy :3
