Cartman Ships (Oneshots)

Kyman (Kyle/Cartman)

Kyle's POV:

I sit at the end of Cartman's bed, playing on my phone whilst waiting for him to finish his shower. My gaze scans his room, trying to find something interesting to fiddle with or a draw to rummage through. I'm not the type to look through other people's shit, but it's Cartman for crying out loud. Plus, he's gone through my room more times than I can count, so it was only fair. My eyes land on a red journal. It looked like it could be a diary, I could just imagine Cartman writing the words, 'All joos deserve to burn' with the word 'jew' misspelled despite us being fifteen. I let my curiosity get the best of me and I walk over to it. I reach out my hand, grabbing it gently. It had the words 'Cartman's Journal' carved into it in all capital letters. I open it looking at the first page to see nothing interesting. I flip through pages trying to find something juicy until I read the word 'Kyle'. I'm not surprised he's written about me since he even displays in public how much he despises me. I read it. I'm astonished by what I'm seeing and widen my eyes. A red tint spreads across my face. He had talked about how he had liked me and gave me compliments. But one of the things he said about me stood out. It was him talking about my hair and how pretty it is, he says he wishes he could run his fingers through it and pet it. I smile in response. Then suddenly, I hear steps inching closer to the door. I can't think and just sit there frozen.

"Hey jew, sorry I took so-" He begins saying before noticing the open and familiar red book in my hands. He goes completely red and walks slowly over to me. I close the book hesitantly and pass it to him. "Erm, you didn't... see anything... did you?" He asks slightly shaking. I look at him before smirking. "So you think I'm cute?" I tease him. Eric immediately gets defensive but I just smirk in response. "S-SHUT UP JEWRAT!!" He shouts at me, covering his face with his hands. I stand up and pull him into a hug. He stares at me before relaxing into it.

"Don't worry, I think the same about you."

A/N: This was requested but I still enjoyed it. Btw sorry for not being online and posting many parts, I just feel really crap rn but I'll try to keep up with this book!! <333

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