Kool Kingdom

"On my momma!"

                                        Kinjari sighed whilst seated from across his daughter.

"So.. you finna start?" Kass pouted with her arms crossed.

"Kass listen—"

"If this is about what you saw, I wasn't tryin' to do anything wit her!"

"Not that. Well.. sorta is.." Kinjari stared straight at Kass, causing Kass to sit up straight in fear.
"I told you, you're not allowed to get THAT close to her.

"I'M NOT TRYING TO DATE HER I SWEAR!"

"I mean in general! If you were trying to get really close to her to that extent, then we'd have some issues there. And it would result in someone's head getting sliced off." Kass winced at the threat at the end of his sentence.

"Even if I was.. what's so bad about it? I mean.. like there's nothing wro—"

"THERE IS MANY THINGS WRONG." Kinjari yelled. Kass fixed her posture and didn't finish her sentence. "And it's not the fact you're both girls, it's the fact the things that could happen if you both got TOO close!" 

"Then what? You warned me prior as well but never told me the exact reason. She's the same age as me, just kind of an oddball.. but she wouldn't really do anything harmful to me." Kinjari sighed and placed his head in his hands.

"Not that how she acts is suspicious.. it's something in the Salazar blood that makes her dangerous to you.."

"What do you mean? I ain't see nothing unusual 'bout her.."

"Okay.. so you know how their family was notorious for having the most blood on their hands during the war against the androids? Well.. It's like they inherited their blood thirst.. and passed it to later generations of theirs. And.. you know what you are."

"What am I again?.. I totally forgot bruh."

"HOW DO YOU FORGET— whatever.. point is don't get THAT close. And stop talking like you're from downtown." Kass ignored the comment and continued.

"Ion know. But if you knew she like dangerous or whatever,, why didn't you get another knight or somethin.. maybe even a wild ass dog.. though Poem acts like a dog herself either way.. hey now thinking about it thas kinda cute—"

"Why do you have to be so dense.."

"I ain't even do nothin?!?"

"Whatever. Conclusion, don't get so close towards her, friends is okay but even best friends is WAY too far. Oh, and don't take off your shades within a 20 mile radius of her or that'll also cause trouble."

"Thas.. oddly specific. I already did that though, ain't no blood was shed." Kinjari shook his head and pointed towards the door.

"Just get out already.."

"M'kay old man."

"Remember, don—"

"Blah blah don't date her okay okay got it,, On my momma I won't!.. Wait."

"JUST GO ALREADY!"
Kass walked out after that.

"There's no way I'm related to that weirdo what the shit." She thought while walking away from the door.
She walked outside the palace and spotted Poem on top of a tree.
"What is your silly ass doing up there ?!" She yelled at her. Poem looked back, smiled, and did a thumbs up.

"Your dad is really confusing!" She shouted back.

"YOU WERE LISTENING THE ENTIRE TIME?!?"

"Mmaybe, though he's sorta wrong. I would never hurt you for my own good." Poem slid down the tree and dusted herself off. "I don't care what's under your shades so I don't know why he's so concerned about that." Kass smiled and nodded.

"Nothin' important really. Anyways, c'mon we gotta go back to browsing before it goes dark, cause then my father finna get all pissy again and prob throw at me another one of his dumb lectures."

"Whatever you say bruv." Poem replied jokingly.

"Please don't ever say that again." She groaned.