A Not So Classic Isekai Bullsh [Bsd x reader!]

Chapter 2

Warning(s): suicide, attempt on drowning (typical Dazai's stuff)

Unconscious, you slowly get up with a massive headache. "This shit hurts... "

You then looked up and realize your in a dark and empty alley. It's so dark to the fact that you can't see anything other than darkness itself.

You got up and decided to walk out from the alleyway. Walking, you heard a coughing sound behind you.

*cough cough*

It's getting a bit creepy so (stranger danger) you ran the opposite way from the coughing sound. (very smart)

Well you are not much of an athlete so you ran not even 200m and you're already panting and sweating. (that's me)

You sigh and decide to go to a much safer place, safer than this suspicious looking alley. Since the sun is rising, you decide to stay at a bridge over a river to see this rare view.

Sunrise and sunset are just the most beautiful. Don't you agree? (say yes)

Well that was a lovely sight. The birds are chirping to welcome the sun's arrival...There are fish swimming in the river... Oh look there's a person drowning!

Wait, drowning??! You squinted your eyes and looked closer. Oh hell there is a person drowning!! Well it's not like it's my problem-

Anyways as a kind and sane person, you then quickly ran down the bridge and ran towards the riverbank. Just as you reached there you saw two familiar faces.

Atsushi...?! Dazai..?! Oh Jesus thank you for isekai-ng me to my favorite anime-

Anyways just like in the anime, Atsushi saved Dazai from drowning. Dazai woke up and said "I'm alive? Damn it. " Atsushi gave him the most disgusted look ever.

For female readers:
Dazai then noticed you standing awkwardly beside the riverbank. He quickly approached you and held your hand. "M'lady, would you care to join me on a double suicide~? "

A double suicide? Hell yeah! You thought for a while and decided that maybe you should not take on his offer. After all, you still want to explore Yokohama and meet other characters. Maybe in the future.

"I must sadly decline your invitation. Although it was quite tempting. " You said as you shook your head. Meanwhile Atsushi was just sitting beside not knowing whether that you declined him is a good idea or not.

For readers that are not females:
Dazai then noticed you standing awkwardly beside the riverbank. He looked at you up and down. Seems like he's judging you.

Then he turned to Atsushi and started to ask him some questions and bla bla bla- not really your business so not your problem.

After some time, you heard Kunikida voice from the other side of the river, yelling at Dazai. Dazai didn't seem to care about it and just turned to you both and said "Want something to eat? The bill is on Kunikida~"

Free food? Hell yeah!! So then you all went to a small restaurant for food.

I threw up a few days ago so yea... But then you know, motivation came at the worst time. So yea hue hue hope you enjoyed it~

-Crystal out