WARNING(S) : jumping off somewhere high(again), the 'smartest' eagle alive
Of course, not.
The eagle then decided it was a great time to take a shit while flying. As you then try to dodge them despite it being impossible to reach you 'cause you're hanging off its beak.
Then the eagle, with incredibly high IQ, dropped you off on a tree that's bound to fall any second. Before you can even react or call out for the eagle, it's already long gone.
So now you're stranded on a tree!! Imagine starting with dangling on an eagle's beak to a tree, what a downgrade.
Goddammit.
Well, what now? You decided to just look up and see something moving, and it's huge.
"IS THAT THE FLYING CASTLE FROM LAPUTA-"
Oh never mind it's just Moby Dick. WAIT WHAT-
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT- WE'RE AT S2 ALREADY??? (yes)
"Oh wow time really flies. Did they take the express train or some?? " Well no sh you spent the whole S1 just fcking around (and getting kidnapped).
Damn.
Well it seems like it's your lucky day!! Why? 'Cause the eagle finally remembers that it's supposed to drop you off somewhere else and not on a barely standing tree!! How silly of it.
Likewise, you're back onto the beak of the eagle!! How fun.
Instead of flying, the eagle has an idea.
SWOOSH
Up and you go. It swung you across and threw you towards the fish looking flying ship.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Because of plot armor, you successfully landed onto the ship.
(PLS DON'T TRY THIS ANYWHERE)And so, you are now on Moby Dick, unarmed. So according to what you've seen in the anime and manga... the cafeteria (no) should be around...
Here.
You stepped into a room filled with books and papers. Oh.
This must be the room of-
"W-who are you? "
Louisa May Alcott, one of the Guild members who's plays an important role in it.
Act dumb. Act dumb. Act dumb. Act dumb. Act dumb.
"Oh! Who are you?"
NOT THAT DUMB!! (get the refs pls)
"..."
"..."
"Please kindly leave, this place is not welcome to outsiders." Louisa gestured towards the exit while trying to remain a calm composure.
"As much as I love to, we're at least 30 feet away from land." You stood there like the standing emoji awkwardly before you sighed and run towards the exit door.
"Either way here goes nothing-!!" You jumped off Moby Dick after opening the door.
"Miss/Sir/Mister... the parachute is over there..." Poor Louisa was too stunned to even point towards where the parachute is placed without shaking.
YOYOYO YA'LL HERE'S A NEW CHAPTER SO EAT UP RAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ANYWAYS SORE THROAT AGAIN I'LL TRY TO UPDATE AS FREQUENTLY AS I CAN SO BE PATIENT(?) EITHER WAY CAW CAW AMERICA TO THIS CHAPTER
-Crystal out
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