Warning(s) : jumping(again), Mori being creepy, Jouno being mean (again), manipulation
So you woke up. Again. Damn you should really stop passing out or something.
Anyways you woke up on a comfortable bed. Much comfortable to the fact you don't wanna get up. So you don't.
"... "
"Seems like you're awake. "
Oh hell naw.You shot up from the bed and went to the most corner of the bed. For the love of God it's Mori.
"Oh? No need to be this wary. I'm just here to offer you something. "
OH YES I SHOULD BE WARY YOU MOTHERF-"... "
Stop smiling, it's creepy.So you decided to act innocent and go like.
"An offer? (But you look so old to the fact I feel like I should give an offer instead) What kind of? "
You said while tilting your head innocently."Why not join the Port Mafia? "
"... "
OH FCK NAW-"I'm sorry but-"
"I expect a yes. "
"... "
"Yesn't."
...
"I suppose I told you I expect a yes. "
"Sorry I didn't meet up your expectations. "
"... "
AWKWARD
Mori face palmed himself and left the room.
Nows your chance!! You jumped out the window (again). Oh did I told you your on the 12th floor? No? Well good luck.
As you fall. And fall. And fall.
You were like "this is fine".
Oh you're close to the floor now. Nahh, you're not going to die.
So (un)surprisingly, you get caught by someone's strong and firm arms before you go splat on the floor.
"... "
"Tetccho who is- Oh. "
"A person fell from the sky. "
"I know, I can (see) hear it. "
"Who may you be? "
"Uhh... "
"Another better question, why did you fall from the sky? "
You just side-eyed Jouno and rolled your eyes. Yes, he can feel you rolling your eyes, don't question how. It's Juono.
John's eye twitched in annoyance and you then decided to open your mouth.
"I jumped from the 12th floor. "
...
"Huh-" "What the hell-"
"I was kidnapped. "
"Oh."
Tetccho then held you tighter. Yes, you still haven't got down from him.
"Did you know who kidnapped you? "
"Oh yea. The Port Mafia. "
"... "
Jouno is flabbergasted that you managed to escape from the Port Mafia because of your dumbness.
"I see. "
"You're coming with us to the HQ. "
"Huh-"
"Why? " "But why? "
You and Tetccho ask at the same time."Why do I always get the idiots... "
Oh you're offended alright. Not cause he insulted you, but he insulted Tetccho.
"Ok you btch I'm done with your bs. It seems like you not only lost the ability to see, you also lost the ability to get btches. (I mean the only person he gets is Tetccho 😍😍) "
"... What did you just say..? "
Oh sht he mad."Seems like you also lost the ability to hear huh? "
(Slayed and ate)"But it's not wrong, Jouno doesn't get girls. "
Tetccho here is not getting the atmosphere....
"Pfft-"
"You fcking-"
Oh and then you guys somehow reach the HQ.
"... "
Dammit."Like I said, you have zero brain cells."
SO ANOTHER UPDATE WOOOOOOOO SO YUH HOPE YOU LIKE THIS UPDATE CUZ THE HUNTING DOGS ARE SO UNDERRATED AND I LOVE JOUNO AND TETCCHO YUHHHH anyways I hope no one get offended of the joking of the blindness part... I'm sorry but Jouno kinda deserves it :/
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