BITCHES ON MY DICK | blue lock

restraining order when???

creds to zinni_lee_bts for the idea

should i make another blue lock fic after my national exams??? but idk which character to focus on 😭😭

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solitary confinement

you
i just had a brilliant thought

reo
we are NOT hearing you out.

otoya
i just know its gonna be something insane

you
SHUT UP
@shidou r the tips of ur hair the same colour as that tip

karasu
LMFSOOAAOA WHAT

hiori
where did that one come from 💀

otoya
now that one is WILD
not even i have thought of that

replying to you: @shidou r the tips...
shidou
no i just wanted to look like a barbz

you
i wholeheartedly do not believe that
you're the type to put your valorant crosshair colour as the colour of ur tip

shidou
i can send you proof

yukimiya
WYAT

aiku
stay very very safe everyone 🙏

niko
get ur facebook mom ass out of here
you even pose like a facebook mom

karasu
WHYS BRO SO FIESTY TODAY

aiku
fr like what did i do 😓

niko
exist

replying to shidou: i can send...
you
GTFO I DONT WANT IT
I BET U HAVE AN STD

shidou
I DONT NOT HAVE AN STD BITCH
MY POOKIE SAE CAN CONFIRM IT 🥰🥰🥰

isagi
how does he not have a restraining order on you

otoya
its concerning at this rate 😰

shidou
yall just mad i got d to ride on 🙄

kurona
sae looks like a virgin

chigiri
he doesnt even know how to treat his brother right
do not trust him with girls ‼️‼️‼️‼️

you
LOUDER FOR THE ONES AT THE BACK CHIGIRI 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

nagi
@reo
where did u put my towel

reo
its on your head

karasu
bro is dumb 💀

nagi
oh thanks reo :x

hiori
yall couldve just talked irl

nagi
lazy

shidou
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE
YOU OTHER BROTHERS CANT DENY 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

aiku
THAT WHEN A GIRL WITH AN ITTY BITTY WAIST
AND A ROUND THING IN UR FACE
YOU GET SPRUNG 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

rin
stfu already.

otoya
BRO DIDNT EVEN LEAVE ANY LINES FOR ME???????

you
guys what if i sneak into blue lock

kurona
im taping up the entrance

karasu
and ill leave a window open for you 😘

isagi
hoe there are no WINDOWS?????

karasu
if theres a will theres a way

you
okay poet i see u 😢

kurona
i dont wanna see her 😭😭😭😭

shidou
I DO WTF

you
at least someone in this room appreciates me

reo
we dont even know how you look like

karasu
you guys didnt follow her instagram????????

you
SPEAKING OF INSTAGRAM
CAN U ASK UR REDHEAD BF TO STOP FLAMING ME

shidou
no can do!
THE HELL DID U EVEN DO????

you
NOTHING??

karasu
hes gonna drop a disstrack on u soon fosure

otoya
if he does its game over LOL

aiku
u wont believe who i found on insta

bachira
who??

aiku
the one and only rin itoshi bro

otoya
BRO HE HAS ONE????

aiku
HE ONLY FOLLOWS GYM AND YOGA ACCOUNTS BRO

nagi
oh to have that dedication

rin
i hate it when snobs follow me.

aiku
UNCALLED FOR??
IM LEAKING IT

rin
kys.

aiku sent a link: instagram.com/crushingsaeitoshi

hiori
his acc has to be the most lowkey ones yet

you
what a username

karasu
couldve at least made it his name

otoya
5 followers, no profile pic, no bio
DAWG WHAT ARE YOU DOING???????

rin
i dont want to customise it.

you
RIN
did u like the cat video i sent you 😸
omfgmfgmf so cute

chigiri
cat videos is wild😭😭😭

reo
the hell yall thinking about........

replying to you: did u like...
rin
its ok ig.

shidou
RIN STOP SHIFTING IN UR BED
ITS SO IRRITATING
WE GET IT U LIKE CATS

otoya
finally he likes something else other than crushing his brother

you
didnt know he liked cats that much

rin
stfu.

karasu
shidou why are you using the remnants of the poster for that...

you
i dont need daily updates on hows that poster doing

kurona
i just know its soggy

karasu
ITS DRIPPING.

hiori
my sign to never step into that stratum

reo
how does loki even keep up

yukimiya
im very sure he gave up
just watch the match replays

you
his playstyle got rougher after the pxg and ubers match 😭😭😭

aiku
thank god ubers is still sane

isagi
how u still calling ur team sane after those grimace shakes

otoya
speaking of grimace shakes
what happened to them????
they didnt die in the worst possible way ever right????

niko
oh they passed out after
and woke up the next day looking deranged

reo
maybe manshine is the sanest afterall

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1/7/23

WAKE UP ITS THE FIRST OF THE MONTH‼️‼️‼️‼️