BITCHES ON MY DICK | blue lock

barista kurona

yall r fr crazy #1 in chatfic???? i love u guys

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solitary confinement

hiori
@kurona
did u use to work at a cafe???

you
LMFAOOAO HOW DID YOU FIND OUT SO FAST

hiori
he looked too familiar to me

otoya
cat got out of the bag real fast ‼️

replying to hiori: @kurona
kurona
yeah i did
it was to get a new ps4 because some dumb bitch decided to spill water all over it

you
I DIDNT SPILL THE WATER
HOW R U STILL SO FUSSY OVER IT

kurona
i literally watched u spill it

nagi
LOL

you
like ive said it was the damn cup
it had a hole in it how was i supposed to know it was leaking

reo
maybe look at the cup after pouring water into it????????

kurona
im still waiting for u to get me ps plus

you
YOU HAVE ENOUGH MONEY???
UR LITERALLY WORTH MILLIONS OF YEN RN

kurona
but i dont have any on me rn 🤷

karasu
KURONA??
BARISTA????

hiori
EXACTLY.
IT WAS THE ONE NEAR MY SCHOOL TOO

isagi
imagine that fine specimen wearing an apron...
god

hiori
bro.............
i know fosure hes got the waist for it

yukimiya
did u not see him in the communal showers

kurona
WHAT??
ive been this size since elementary idk what r yall on about

isagi
look at the way u walk bro 😭
its filled with zest

kurona
ITS NORMAL????

shidou
it HAS to be a genetic thing
I JUST KNOW IT

otoya
SOMEONE SAID IT FINALLY

you
I DO NOT HAVE THAT KIND OF WAIST.

shidou
STOP LYING 🤬
WE ALL KNOW U HAVE IT

kurona
right if i have it u do

otoya
🤨

you
GGR AFRARFARF SNARL SNARL HISSES M,EOW MOEWEMWO GROWLS
PURRRRRRR WOOF WOOF OWOF

otoya
WHAT???????????

kurona
wtf did u eat this time damn 😭

sae
i did NOT need to see that.

you
oh mb
wrong chat ig

karasu
AND WHO TF WERE U SENDING THIS TO??????

otoya
RIGHT??

shidou
LMFAKFJAHAHDAHAA
HOW TF DID U MESS IT UP

you
I CLICKED ON THE NOTIF WHEN U TEXTED ME?????

shidou
I WAS TRYNA TELL U THEY REMIND ME OF SAE'S WHEN HE WAS TRYNA PUMP ME DAWG

reo
now this is just absurd

otoya
i cant defend you no more

you
no wait cuz why do those hands look so familiar
SHIDOU DID U FIND AN EXACT COPY OR WHAT

shidou
TF U MEAN???????
IT LOOKS LIKE SAE'S U DING DONG

you
DO U NOT SEE THE RESEMBLANCE?????

hiori
drop the fucking link if not ur a slut

you
DAMN CHILL WAIT

you sent a link: asmr.com

isagi
oh
OH
OH. MY GOD

sae
those are not my hands.

aiku
why so quick to defend???

shidou
POOKIE IS IT REALLY YOU 🤯🤯🤯

sae
id never do such a thing.
its probably rin's

rin
what.

chigiri
okay they do look more like rin's

yukimiya
and why are we talking about hands again

rin
id never do that kind of shit.

you
you look like you'd do it as a side hustle

kurona
right

shidou
MY POOKIE
SO IT REALLY ISNT URS???

sae
my hands do not look like that.

karasu
MFOAAHAH
WHAT IF ITS Y/N'S

kurona
nah she doesnt even have such a neat background

chigiri
it definitely feels like she does asmr

you
i only listen to wood soup asmr to sleep

kurona
it literally connected to our speakers in the morning that day
fuck u and ur wood soup

isagi
wood soup is decent
i prefer gym chalk

reo
nahhh yall missing out on soap cutting

shidou
GTFO
ONLY THE OG LISTENS TO SLIME POKING 🙄

sae
wood soup 🔛 🔝

you
maybe we should get along for once 😁

sae
thats literally what ive been trying to do for 2 years 😐

karasu
TOLD YALL IT WAS A ONE SIDED HATRED THING

otoya
GTFO I OWE U MONEY NOW

shidou
why are u placing bets on MY POOKIE

bachira
@isagi u owe me 1000 yen 😸

isagi
i hope ur demon overtakes u someday

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11/7/23

i read a rinsagi fic where rin does gym chalk asmr and isagi is his #1 fan cuz of his hand fetish god i love that fic