BITCHES ON MY DICK | blue lock

his pity party

shidou bday special 😮‍💨😮‍💨‼️‼️
happy birthday cockroach

surprise 🎉🎉 im making a shidou fic, its a streamer!au because i wanna cancel him

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solitary confinement

shidou
DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS⁉️⁉️⁉️

isagi
we do not

otoya
ITS CHRISTMAS🔥🔥🔥

shidou
STFU IT ISNT
JTS MY FUCKKNG BIRTHDAY 🎉🎉🎉

you
happy bday ig
i hope sae rejects you 🙏🙏🥰🥰

shidou
FUCK YOU
i mean thank you! 😘

sae
i already rejected him 😐

karasu
LMFAOAOO

nanase
happy birthday shidou!

shidou
THE ONLY REAL ONE FR🤞🤞

otoya
SHIDOU GET OUT OF THAR CUBICLE RN
GO TO THE DINING HALL

karasu
HURRY UR ASS UP

shidou
IM TAKINF A MASSIVW SHIT WAIT

you
we definitely needed to know that 😁

shidou
sorry that my butt deserves to sit on a gold plated toilet bowl with the finest 3 ply toilet paper with recyclable wet wipes and a bidet with 3 different modes and 5 different intensities of water being dispensed at my beautiful anus 🥰🥰

rin
tmi.
i hope the toilet doesnt flush afterwards.

otoya
DAMN JUST HURRY UP

aiku
bud is definitely wiping his ass rn

shidou
IM NOT TF
IM WALKING TK THE DINING HALL RN

karasu
WELL HURRY UP????

shidou
omg...
all this for me?!?!
a party with 4 people!!!
yippe!!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉

niko
why tf is he texting like that

kurona
bro got happy over a pity party 😭😭😭

you
oh my god LMDOAOAO
WTF???

hiori
now this is just sad

karasu
YUKI DIDNT WVEN SHOW UP
WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR FRIENDSHIP 😿😿

isagi
im pretty sure he has better things to do than holding a cake for a cockroach

kurona
no bro hes just napping

shidou
BOYS LETS GET LIT 🔥🔥
WE GON START A RAVE IN RHE DINING HALL‼️‼️‼️‼️

karasu
HELL YEAH

niko
i should cut off ur antennas

otoya
ONLY THE BOYS ALLOWED 💯💯

you
i can just imagine 4 idiots in a dining hall raving with a cheap ass disco ball

aiku
RHIS SHIR IS LIT

reo
no tf it isnt 😭😭😭

chigiri
standinf there doing crazy ass dance moves = raving

bachira
society has evolved

sae
in the wrong way.

you
finally we can agree on something dumb redhead

shidou
BRO WHWRE THE ALCOHOL AT ⁉️⁉️

aiku
FR I KNEW WE WERE MISSIN SOMETHING

hiori
otoya and karasu cant drink tho

karasu
WE DO NOT CARE🙏🙏

otoya
ILL GO ASK LAVINHO OR SOMETHING
MAYBE HE'LL EVEN JOIN US 😮‍💨😮‍💨

sae
oh he finally found out.

kurona
LOL

shidou
HURRY TF UP

otoya
he wont GIVE IT TO ME
time to use force ig 🤞🤞

isagi
no fucking way LMAO

karasu
BLUD LITERALLY BROUGHT BACK GLASS PIECES LMFOAAO

aiku
shidou bro
i didnt know you were into that kinda shit

shidou
STFU

you
what is he doing now 😭😭😭

otoya
he's literally doing the yoasobi idol dance challenge on tiktok

karasu
his moves are rancid ASF
HES SO STIFF WTF

hiori
i did not need to walk in on that

niko
its literally dinner time
ur even scaring the pro players that want to eat

you
LMFAOAAHAHAHHAAB
SHIDOU POST IT
PLEASE

shidou
things like these ARE MEANT TO STAY IN THE DRAFTS

you
NO HEAR ME OUT

kurona
you do not want to see that at all

shidou
I POSTED IT 😈😈😈

sae
oh my god.

otoya
BRO BAHABAABAHAHA
Y/N WHAT ARE YOU COMMENTING ON HIS POST

shidou
FUCK YOU BITCH
WTF

you
LMFOAJAUAHAHAHANAMA

isagi
send an ss rn

shidou sent an attachment: screenshot(fuckyou).jpg

shidou
I WILL FUCKING RIP UR EYEBALLS OUT

sae
lol wtf

aiku
EVEN SAE REACTED TO IT LMFOAOOO

kurona
okay what the fuck
"busty ass but cant twerk"

nagi
LOL

otoya
IM GONNA FHCKJNG DIE FRKM THIS

chigiri
whys tokimitsu staring so intently

you
@shidou
PLASTIC SURGERY LOOKING ASS

shidou
FUCK OFF.
ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY

isagi
it aint that special KMFAOOOO

shidou
IT IS SPECIAL

niko
to you ofc

shidou
im going to take a dumbell and squash it into your skull
@y/n watch out for the beast 👿👿

you
im good tks

karasu
I CANT FUCKING BREARHE

shidou
it got 3k likes because of ur comment.

aiku
IM DONE

you
god bless young one🙏

hiori
old one*

aiku
damn u really like u bite my ass
especially when it comes to my age 🥶🥶🥶

sae
shut up and go shave that beard of urs.

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7/7/23