BITCHES ON MY DICK | blue lock

stinky pubes

WSG🔥🔥🔥 i caught up with the manga and ness actually did cut kaiser's hair with craft scissors

some chapters might undergo changes because i shriveled in cringe rereading them

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solitary confinement

otoya
who is STINKING UP THE STRATUM

niko
aiku.......

aiku
WHAT IS YOUR ISSUE WITH ME

nagi
maybe because u stink :x

aiku
NO THE FUCK????
take that to SHIDOU

karasu
lowkey grateful i'm nowhere near you all

rin
shidou stinks.

shidou
no.....
i took a GLORIOUS shower 😛😛

otoya
your phone case says it all

shidou
????????
U LITERALLY HAVE A GRANDPA LOOKIN PHONE COVER

bachira
guys someone farted

isagi
its you right

bachira
no....

kurona
that wasnt a fart....
its a whole meteor 😓😓😓

you
LADIES ONE AT A TIME..

reo
who the hell are you

otoya
right.....

you
the one and only 🥰
anyways have u guys seen what ur fans posted

shidou
OFC🔥🔥
THEY MAKE BOMB ASS EDITS OF ME

chigiri
yuck.....

isagi
i can vision the messi vs ronaldo edits with us...

karasu
"RIN VS ISAGI WHOS THE GOAT"

niko
i cringed

otoya
"nah id win"
??????

rin
lukewarm.

you
is that all u have in ur dictionary 😭😭

shidou
YEAH CALL HIS ASS OUT
CHARLES PASSES TO ME NOT U 🤗🤗🤗

sae
rin's ideology of football is ass

rin
fuck off.
i will surpass you.

sae
yeah keep going at it 😐

rin
you ruined me.

sae
u did it urself

rin
why did you come back home.

sae
cuz i need to renew my passport?

otoya
DAMN CUT IT OUT EMOS😭😭😭😭

sae
hes the only emo.
have you seen his hair?

rin
your hair looks like it got struck by lightning.

sae
you're lucky mom isn't home right now

otoya
bro still has to tell mom.....

isagi
what a kid...

kurona
anyways have u seen kaiser
hes been tweaking these days

hiori
he doesnt need a babysitter anymore 🥺🥺

isagi
FOUL.
but fr whys he so.... goblin...

karasu
i watched the replay match why was he TRANSFORMING

otoya
RIGHT.
HE JUST FULL ON HOWLED

you
I SAW THAT ON TV......
embarrassing!

reo
this shit is being broadcasted to millions of people

bachira
imagine his mom watching him

isagi
YIKES....
no wonder he got abandoned

hiori
i need to know his backstory fr

kurona
ness gotta drop the lore bomb soon

aiku
BRO IM NOT KIDDING ANYMORE
WHO'S PUBES ARE THESE

otoya
who even got the time to shave😭😭

aryu
are we gonna dna test it again

karasu
pls no
shidou felt like a lab rat the entire week

shidou
GOT THE COAT N EVERYTHING🔥🔥🔥

hiori
we still dont know who's hair it was from last time 😐😐

chigiri
thats just disgusting

aiku
mind u the pubes were PURPLE

isagi
REO?????

reo
WE AINT EVEN ON RHE SAME TEAM???
I CLEAN AFTER MYSELF WELL????

aiku
ubers who is it

otoya
aiku bro
have u ever considered urself to be colourblind

aiku
I CAN SEE COLOURS PERFECTLY FINE.

niko
ur heterochromia eyes can't even choose a side

aiku
that doesnt mean im colourblind....

hiori
you cant even shave the stubs on your chin properly

aiku
IM GROWING IT OUT??

bachira
doesnt that freaky gold teeth guy have purple hair

aiku
UR SO RIGHT.

niko
thats disgusting

otoya
i can smell the stench from here

karasu
oh no...

isagi
get him out😭😭

barou
I CANT DEAL WITH THAT ROTTEN TEETH SCUM ANYMORE

nagi
hes unchained

barou
i'd rather DIE than receive a pass from him

sae
same

shidou
i'm mad cute
grrawr

isagi
okay
get it ig

bachira
my demons r telling me something

otoya
let me in on it

karasu
bro...

yukimiya
always the demons

kurona
i think its time for bed gramps

you
right...
goodnight zzzz

kurona
no one likes u

you
ok petty much

shidou
Y/N IM STILL WAITING FOR MY CHAINSAW MAN VOLUME

you
cant hear you!
zzzzzz

isagi
💀

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8/6/24