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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KURONA🔥🔥🔥 and early birthday for rinnie the pooh

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solitary confinement

hiori
THERES A COCKROACH IN MY DINNER

karasu
homie HOW

isagi
THERES A COCKROACH INFESTATION IN THIS JAIL????

rin
lord.

otoya
are the janitors slackin LMFOAAOA

you
yikes just how bad can that be

yukimiya
i havent seen a janitor in like weeks

shidou
NO WONDER I SAW A FUCKING ROACH IN MY BURNT PIZZA

chigiri
and when was that

shidou
like...
remember that pizza incident 😂😂😂

reo
whys he still talking about it

karasu
its been weeks get over it blud 😭

rin
ive had it with his pizza.
theres so many crumbs in the dorm.

otoya
LMFOAOAOO

kurona
i fucking hate today
first cockroach now a diarrhoea trail on the ground

hiori
dont even start on the diarrhoea

bachira
LMFOAOAOA WHYS IT ALWAYS BASTARD MUNCHEN

isagi
maybe kaiser left a trail

sae
i dont even want to know.

you
OH YEAH
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LITTLE MUNCHKIN

kurona
do NOT ever call me that again

hiori
why not my little munchkin 🥺🥺

shidou
yeah why not 🥺🥺

yukimiya
wtf hiori

otoya
UNEXPECTED LMFAOOO

hiori
I DID NOT MEAN IT THAT WAY.

karasu
then what way was it

isagi
kurona is so cute

hiori
theres a reason why i always pinch his cheeks at night

shidou
CHEEKS
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 😍😍😍
CLAPPIN EM CHEEKS ALL NGIHT

bachira
BRO

hiori
😐

you
did the package arrive @kurona

otoya
OH THAT PACKAGE I SAW EARLIER LFAFHAHAHA

karasu
BRO WHY IS THAT STUPID TEXT BOLDED

rin
you petrify me y/n

you
OKAY IN MY DEFENCE
i told the post office to not reveal that big text

kurona
im finally grateful for this sister for once
she sent me my favs

shidou
MY TURN WHEN POOKIE

you
SHUT THE FUCK UP
U HAD UR SHINING MOMENT

shidou
YOU DIDNT EVEN GIVE ME ANYTHING FOR MY BIRTHDAY EXCEPT THAT NOW TORN APART SAE POSTER

you
ACCEPT IT

isagi
lord hiori is doing stupid things again

kurona
that party hat is itching me

hiori
deal with it

yukimiya
how much longer do i have to stand here with the cake

otoya
LOL UR LITERALLY SHAKING WHILE HOLDING THAT CAKE

rin
and why must i wear a party hat too.

you
NO WAIT VIDEO CALL ME SHIDOU I NEED TO SEE THIS

shidou
FUCK YOU AND UR SHIT

aiku
and we still didnt bring alcohol
what a shame

otoya
and the girls too 😞

you
LMFAOOO WHYS HOTEL ROOM SERVICE PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND

karasu
WOHOOOOOOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIN AND KURONA

nagi
wait that party was for the both of them

chigiri
took u long enough
their birthdays fall in the same week

karasu
bro another package just arrived
HOW MANY DID YOU FUCKING SEND

you
I ONLY SENT 1?????????

karasu
it was to rin smartass

you
oh.
THEY SENT IT TOO EARLY
DONT GIVE IT TO RIN

rin
no give it to me.

otoya
LFMAOOAOAOA WHAT AM I LOOKING AT

karasu
YOURE LITERALLY ASKING ME TO FIGHT A DEVIL

rin
shidou's the devil.

shidou
HOW DID YOU EVEN TURN THE CONVO TO ME??????
well get it i guess 🙄
attention on me girlies!!!!!

sae
no one's listening.

karasu
Y/N ITS ON SIGHT
IM CLUTCHING ONTO THIS THING BUT HE HAS A DEADLY GRIP ON IT

you
stay safe!

rin
too bad i got it.

otoya
karasu looks like a girl now

shidou
BRO WHY ARENT YALL GROOVING
ITS A PARTY

you
WHOS THAT BOWL CUT WITH GLASSES ON THE SCREEN

aiku
FUCK GUYS SCRAM
HES WATCHING

you
oh is that the coach you guys were on about LMFOAFAO
WHY HE LOOK LIKE THAT

shidou
NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO TALK STFU
LET ME SKEDADLE

kurona
lord so whos gonna eat the cake off the floor

hiori
you guys know hes literally asleep right

isagi
its so creepy looking at that man sleep on camera

you
what does he have an onlyfans audience or something
also shidou why r u wearing thongs

shidou
FUCK YOU I FORGOT TO EXIT THE CALL WHEN I THREW MY PHONE INTO MY PANTS

karasu
just who is bro tryna impress LMFOAOAA

kurona
ive had it up till here goodnight
oh and ty y/n

you
dont die in ur sleep pls
goodnight

isagi
so the cake??????

bachira
ill scrape it clean for u

otoya
nuh uh its not our dorm remember
its bastard munchen's

isagi
JUST WHAT DID WE DO TO YOU

karasu
yall fucking STINK

private messages
rin

rin
thank u ig for the gift
theyre cute
delivered 23:43

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6/9/23

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