Secret Agents

Chapter 6: Paris, France

FYI since this chapter and a couple others take place in Paris, I had to let the people talk French. But since I don't take French, I had to use Google Translator. I'm so sorry if it got a word translated wrong, but if a sentence doesn't make sense and you know French, tell me and I'll fix it! Ok that's all enjoy!!

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"Paris, France. That's where he HAD to put his HQ." Agent Dash said with a sigh, "Rarity would've loved to go on this mission."

"And that is..."

"A friend of mine!" Agent Dash replied to Anthony.

Anthony rolled his eyes and placed his hands in his pockets.

"Agent Padilla, I suggest you change out of that tux of yours, might get 'dirty'." Agent P suggested.

"Yeah Anthony, because you might meet some French girl and..."

"That's enough Rainbow." Anthony said placing his hand on Rainbow Dash's mouth.

"Talk about not wanting to get a girl much." Rainbow muttered after he got up to change.

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After the hovercraft finally landed, the group left seeing the dark alleyway, but the busy streets outside of it.

"Okay, first things first: disguises. Just so people don't scream when they see a platypus, two ponies, and an animated dog running through the streets."

"Ooh! Ooh! We should send Antho..." Agent Pie started.

"I agree, bye."

"Hold on their Padilla, I kinda think I should go." Agent P interrupted.

"I agree with P, Anthony might get caught up on those French girls around here." Rainbow said.

"I won't and you know that."

"Do you have a girlfriend Anthony, do you?"

"Ummm... no."

"See, you don't have a girlfriend, you're gonna get caught up on somepony and we all know it."

"No I won't. If you think I won't be able to do it, though, get your ass out there yourself and do it.

"Fine! I will, because I know that I won't stop a flirt with some French boys."

"You stop right there Agent Dash! I actually like Agent Pie's idea of Agent Padilla going." Agent P said.

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Agent P, Rainbow, Pinkie, and Dodger waited patiently in the alleyway.

For now, Anthony had found himself walking through the busy Paris streets.

And just knowing he couldn't speak French.

"Alright, just need to find some costume shop." he said to himself, "And learn how to speak French."

It was pretty easy to find a costume shop, for he didn't know why.

"Bonjour! Comment peut Je Aidez-moi vous?" (Hello! How may I help you?) The man working at the store asked.

"Ummm.... Bonjour." Anthony replied unsure of what to say and what this person just said.

"Oh a tourist! Don't fret, I speak English." The man said.

"Oh thank god."

"What do you need today?"

"Just some pet costumes, that's all."

"Right there my good friend." He said.

Once Anthony found them, he watched as another, very suspicious customer, walked in.

"Bonjour! Comment peut Je Aidez-moi..." The man started until interrupted.

"Don't panic or call the police, you understand?! Or you won't ever see the outside again." The suspicious figure said.

The very frightened man nodded slowly.

Anthony stood there and watched as the figure came over to him.

"Well, well, well, if it isn't Anthony Padilla from Smosh." The figure said.

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"Twilight! Is that Beetle Fight??"

"Ian, yes it is! Warn Agent P!"

"Already on it Twi."