Secret Agents

Chapter 13: Crazy

The hovercraft landed in the front yard of the house, and standing right on the porch was a man.

He had his phone to his ear but was staring at them.

But this wasn't any ordinary man.            

For this beat up man, was Anthony Padilla.

"Told you guys he wasn't dead!" Rainbow Dash laughed after the very long awkward silence between the cartoon characters and Anthony.

Dodger shoved her as Pinkie announced, "You kept on going on and on about how Ian was crazy and that he was dead! Remember Dashie?!"

"You guys thought Ian was crazy?" Anthony asked.

"Well, yeah, we weren't expecting to find you." Agent P said.

"What in the name of ponies happened to you?" Rainbow asked.

"Beetle kicked my ass."

"Well that isn't very good." Agent P said.

"Ok, we found Anthony, enough with the chit chat, let's go destroy Beetle." Rainbow said.

"We can't!" Anthony said and showed them his ankle.

"What the crap is that?" Agent P asked.

"Either a timer, tracker, or bomb."

"A bomb!?" Dodger said shocked.

"Look, if it's a bomb, I'll endanger you guys." Anthony said.

"It'll be a huge risk to have a bomb on the hovercraft; Beetle could kill us in a heartbeat." Agent P said.

After a minutes silence, someone spoke.

"How about you guys tell Ian and Twilight you found me, and I go inside very quickly?" Anthony said.

"Sounds good." Rainbow said leaving.

~

"Didn't know you had creatures for friends."

"They're more than just creatures. Look, I don't know if I should tell you, but I'm a spy." Anthony said to the man.

"I was kinda thinking that." the man said with a chuckle, "So were those the guys you were calling a couple of days ago?"

"Well, no."

"Who were you calling then?"

"Just a good friend of mine. He hasn't seen me since I went to Paris. Besides, everyone thought I was dead, I had to tell him I was still alive."

"Well, then, what's his name?"

"Why do you wanna know EVERYONE'S name?"

"It's interesting to know a person's name, Anthony."

"Fine, his name is Ian and he's my best friend."

"You're best, huh."

"Well, yeah. We've been friends since 6th grade and now we have our own YouTube channel together."

"One day I'll have to meet this 'Ian', but bring in your secret agent friends."

"Hold on, you said knowing a person's name is interesting, and you still haven't told me yours."

"Just go get your little secret agent friends."

But of course, every person says something at the wrong time.

"Did your new friend call us secret agents, Padilla?"