Glee X Maleoc

Part 47

Chris's Pov.

Last week  was well something, me and all the guys have been helping Puck for his test, Rachel fucking choked on her audition. I've well. I've started packing already like the stuff I wanna take with me to New York. Santana told me about her scholarship and well I'm happy from her but I'm gonna miss her she's my best friend you know. Well, im gonna miss them all, maybe even the idiot called Finn.

Prom is coming up, and  well, I'm going solo this year, I think. Woop woop for me. Nationals is also coming up, and we've been working hard, so we'll we will see what happens.

So well here I am sitting in class, just hoping for a peaceful week. As I scribble in my notebook.

"Good morning, McKinley High!
First of all, to those of you thoughtful enough to leave maternity gifts outside my office, both I and my unborn child thank you for your lackluster cr*cker Barrel meat-and-cheese medleys, and I'm sure that my trash can will find them delicious. Now it's time to announce this year's Senior Prom Court nominees." The voice of Sue says through the speakers, and well, here we go.

"Your choices for Prom King are Christopher Ford," Sue starts and you've got to be fucking kidding me.

"President Brittany S. Pierce.
That's weird. And also, Finn Hudson." She continues and wait Britt? Alright it's one of those geuss.

"And now on to the category we all really care about: Prom Queen. Becky for Prom Queen 2012!
Missy gunserson Santana Lopez.
And Quinn Fabray.Congratulations to all our nominees Becky, Becky, Becky!
That's an antique!" Sue says and well I think Becky is breaking  the xylophone. 

"I was robbed, Coach!" Becky yells before it goes silent.

"You've got to be kidding me." I mumble as I lay my head on the table. 

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"I don't know who voted for me but I hate you guys ." I mumble as I walk into the choir room and plop down next to Sam.

"A big congrats to all our prom nominees! But, hey, listen up.
We are all winners, because Principal Figgins asked New Directions to sing again this year!
Come on!" Mr Shue says and well it does sound like fun I just don't wanna be Prom King again.

" Alright Brittany has an announcement." Mr.shue says as he walks away and sits down.

"Hello, my fellow Americans. The theme for this year's prom will be  Dinosaurs. I was inspired by the new girl Joe, who reminds me of a cavewoman. The refreshments will be berries, meat and rainwater.
As you are no doubt aware, the U.S. elections are riddled with corruption.Therefore, to keep the prom elections completely aboveboard, I have appointed Santana, Chris and Quinn to count the ballots." Britt says and wait why me?! Like come on can't I just enjoy my evening?

"What? That makes no sense!" Kurt says and I just run my hand trough my hair.

"Shut it, Richard Simmons.
Yes, Quinn's my homegirl, but I don't trust her, and you know she doesn't trust me." Santana says and ." Wait so why am I there." I say as I look at Britt.

"Probably to make sure they don't kill eachother." Sam says, and I just lean back in my chair.

"You know, It's actually not a bad idea." Mercedes says and well sure you don't have to count you can just have fun.

"And last but not least, all hair gel has been banned from the prom." Britt says and I start to chuckle poor Blaine.

"Right." Blaine says with a laugh but the look on Brittany's face doesn't change.

"I'm actually not joking. Hair gel was not invented until almost 30 million years after the Upper Paleolithic Stone Age. And frankly, I don't like the way you look. Therefore, anyone who shows up to prom wearing hair gel will be turned away at the door.
I hereby decree this to be the best prom Ever." Britt says and Well let's hope for the best.