Entertain Pee: Damon Albarn x Ed Sheeran (cursed ship)

first meeting😵😵😵😵😵😩😩😘😍😍😍😘😘😲😱

Damon Albarn is walking all alone on the boulevard of broken dreams. (this is a fucking greenday reference you fucking twat) he's walking down the street with Dave. They are walking to the cheese shop to get something for Alex bc it was his birthday, keep up would ya? 🙄🙄

They walk into the store and find a red headed man with big balls.
He was standing on the counter and sing shape of you at maximum volume while twerking half naked.
Some people were leaving the store saying
"THIS PLACE IS TERRIBLE" and
"WHY DOES HE HAVE A BONER"
Some others just watched and other others just didn't care, they got their cheese and left.

The red haired man stopped singing, looked at Damon and said
"Oo lala"
He climbed off the counter, grabbed Damon's hand and kissed it.

Damon:
Hey😉 (he winked at him that's why I put that emoji there🙄😒💅🏾)

Ed:
Hey bb,😘 wanna go out some time?

Damon:
Sure if you'll let me hit after😏

Ed:
maybe🤷🏼 it depends on what mood I'm in 💅🏻💅🏻

Damo:
Alright bb I'll see you tomorrow at 4

Ed:
AM?

Damon:
😉👍🏻

As y'all can see Damon is the rizz god.

{IDK WHAT THE HELL I JUST MADE😭 ILL MAKE MORE I PROMISE AND ILL TRY NOT RO FORGET ABOUT THIS DUMBASS STORY😔 LOVE YALL😍😍😘😘😘}