Entertain Pee: Damon Albarn x Ed Sheeran (cursed ship)

OUT OF THE HOSPITAL BITCHES 😝😝😝😝🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻

Damon left the hospital room and waited outside

TIME SKIP TO uhh... 🤔🥱😴

15 years have gone by now Ed sausage was out of the ospital and Damon was waiting outside the department

Damon:
Hey shawty whawty 😘😘😙😙

Ed:
Hey baba boo 😉

Ed Sheeran got into the car and they drove off to the cheese store where they first met. It was 2 AM and they just wanted cheese. They walked in the store, sat down and ordered. Damon ordered gouda cheese. (my favorite) Ed ordered cheddar like the basic bitch he was. When the food got there, Ed quickly devoured his cheese. He loved it so much, he ordered more to take home. Damon asked how he could afford it considering he's broke and could go bankrupt. Ed answered with "while I was at the hospital, Murdoc asked if I wanted to join him with Russel and 2-D. I said yes bc I didn't know what he was talking about, so I did. Turns out they were getting into some pretty dirty stuff but he payed me after now I'm rich and don't have to make gingerbreadses."

Damon:
😱😰

Also Damon:
WHAT THE FUCK

{Guys I'm ending it off here because I'm cool and funny and that has everything to do with this story/ chapter. Cheese😘}