Entertain Pee: Damon Albarn x Ed Sheeran (cursed ship)

cheese eater ( rat family)😱😱😱😲😲

After that altercation, Damon and Dave got what they came for and left to go to Alex's house and surprise him with his favorite cheese. While they left Ed got back up in the counter table and started pulling down his thong and began pissing everywhere

Damon and Dave snuck into Alex's house through the back door. While doing so, they accidentally stepped on two of his kids. They began to cry, then Dave got the great idea to give the little thing a small piece of the cheese they were saving for Alex's birthday. (His birthday cheese)

When that didn't work they started stomping on them till they passed out.
But only one was still moving.

They successfully snuck into his house but they heard very loud moaning coming from his room and they knew exactly what was going on because Alex's wife was at work.

They still went into his room because they're pervs with nothing else to do and saw him masterbating in his room, in the dark, alone.

Alex was screaming like a girl and said
"WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE! IM TRYING TO TREAT MYSELF ON MY BIRTHDAY, GOD DAMNIT!!😠😠😠😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬"

Damon replied with-
"Sorry, man. We just wanted to surprise you on your birthday"

They brought out the cheese from behind they're backs but relized someone had been munch munch munchin on it while they weren't looking.

Damon:
FUCJ!! WHO THE FUCK ATE THE CHEESE⁉️⁉️ I PAYED 50 DOLL HAIRS FOR THAT

Dave:
ACTUALLY I FUCKING PAYED FOR THAT BUT YEA IT WAS EXPENSIVE

one of Alex's slimy kids came out from the corner of his room.
The one that was still breathing.

Alex's kid: (idk they're names sorry)
AHAHA IT WAS ME, THE ONE YOU FORKING STOMPED ON😈😈😈

Dave:
That's it in fucking leaving

Damon:
Me too- happy birthday, Alex but I'm not giving you nor your fat ass family cheese ever again.

Damon walked Dave to his house and kissed him goodbye like the twink he was. Damon walk home by himself thinking about the red head man ♥️♥️♥️

{Y'all I can't believe I wrote so much and I can't believe that I actually used my brain for this. All of this literally just came from my head 😭😭 and I know it doesn't look like a lot but trust me it's sure feels like a lot😟}