Entertain Pee: Damon Albarn x Ed Sheeran (cursed ship)

broke ass bitch💲🚫

Damon got home and thought to himself "why tf didn't I ask him for his number🤨 and why didn't I ask him for his name🧐 and why-"

But his thoughts were interrupted by his daughter slamming the front door making her presents known

Missy Albarn:
WHY TF DIDN'T YOU PICK ME UP FEOM SCHOOL???? I HAD TO WALK ALL YHE WAY HOME🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 IN SOME REDHEADED MAN TRIED TO KIDNAP ME ON THE WAY😭😭😭😭😭

Damon:
Oh shit I'm sorry, baby. my bad
🤷🏻‍♂️

Missy:
YOUR SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER ME
IM YOUR FREAKING DAUGHTER

Damon:
Oopsie 👉🏻👈🏻

Missy Albarn slapped her father across the face and ran into her room literally steaming like a hot tea.
Damon still couldn't get that's stupidly hot man out of his mind. Jamie Hewlett called him and Damon completely forgot about what he was thinking about.

(New topic 🙄😜 don't get confused 😪)

After Ed Sheeran was done dancing on the counter table in front of all those people in The cheese shop, he climbed down off the table and went to the back of the room and got dressed in front of the workers making cheese. They started vomiting aggressively then Ed had to run out of the building.
He went back home to his Ginger family making gingerbread for Christmas. (They had to make it early this year because they were slowly balding and they're so old and ancient)

He didn't want to be in the gingerbread making business that's why he was always dancing on tables at cheese stores 😞😞😭😭😭

It's not like he was getting paid for it or anything but he still did it because it was fun and it was all he wanted to do.😭😭😭😔 His family told him if he didn't get a real job they would kick him out and throw his ass in a dumpster then cut off all his beautiful luscious locks😱😱😱😱

He didn't want his beautiful hair to be in a dumpster. So the next day he was going to get a job because he was broke living off his family's money.

He went to a job interview fully nude because he forgot his clothes and they didn't let him inside the building
(He didn't get that job)

He shoved a vape of his ass at the next job interview (it was a Denny's)

He started twerking really aggressively with his thick juicy scrumdiddlyumptious arse
(Got that job) (auditioning to be a male stripper)

Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett went to the male strip club up the street. While driving in Jamie's care they listened to this

Damon:
COL MEEH BOY YAR NAIM💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻😝😝😝

Jamie:
TEL MEH YOr LORF MEH EN PRIVET😜😜😜🤪🤪💅🏻💅🏻

As they ate that song up, by the time it was done, they had already arrived at the male strip club.

As soon as Damon entered the building he immediately saw big hairy red man and his big juicy balls sticking out from the Thong he was wearing. (It's a different one that he's wearing from the cheese store incident)

Big juicy hairy redhead man came up to Damon and Jamie and said to Damon " your still cummin to our date right?"

Damon replied with "oh yeah but what's your noomber??"

Ed Sheeran tells him his number and his name

Damon:
Ed is a beautiful name 😉😏

As they sat down on the fricking chairs, they watched Ed Sheeran go down on that pole and start yelling things in his drunken voice while Jamie and Damon were getting completely stoned.

{Idk how to end this so I'm just going to end it off on here before things get too crazy 🤫😶 but anyways have a great day y'all ♥️♥️♥️ and I love each and every single one of you😘😘}