Entertain Pee: Damon Albarn x Ed Sheeran (cursed ship)

heart to heart 😉😝👍🏾😴😝🥺💅🏻👍🏾🙁😫🙁😫😫🙁💧

When Damon and Ed got back from the cheese store they had the most passionate sex ever recorded in history

I'm just kidding they just relaxed on they're bed while Missy was walking around the whole house

Ed Sheeran hears a knock on the door and it was his Ginger mom sucking on a lightbulb because everyone knows to get the best ginger while being a ginger is to suck on a lightbulb 🤌🏽

Ed Sheeran let's his mom cum in the house and screams "YOU HAVE A FUCNKHG KID NOW AND HOW OLD IS SHE 14⁉️⁉️"

Ed:
That's not my kids that's my man's kid 😜

Eds mom:
Ô

Missy runs away in fear because there is a creepy red headed man and it's creepy mom standing in the living room but then she recognizes the red man and starts screaming and running even faster but to her father's room

Missy:
DADDY! DADDY! THATS THE GUY WHO TRIED TO KIDNAP MEEEE GELP

Damon:
Ohh🙁

Missy:
HELP?

Damon:
Oh.. uhh... no.

Missy runs to her room and cry's
She decides she can't take it anymore and jumps out the window.
Damon hears a loud thud and runs downstairs then goes outside to see his daughter unconscious.

Missy wakes up in a hospital room and see Ed Sheeran, Damon and eds mum

Missy:
TF ARW THEY DOING IN HERE GET THEM OUT YOU KNOW WHAT BITCHES I WANT EVERYONE OUT NOW

Missy starts sobbing while everyone but her father walks out.

Damon:
Sweetie I'm sorry-

Missy didn't want to hear it she had been mistreated ever since that bitch ass Ed Sheeran came into their life

Missy:
HE RUINED EVERYTHING 😭😭😭😭

Damon:
I'm sorry- I've been a horrible father to you, my lovely daughter. I love you so much, honey 🍯💗

Damon apologizees to Missy Albarn and she forgives him

Ed comes in the room then apologizes to Missy too and explains himself

Ed had already known who she was so he tried to drop her off to Damon's house but he has never delt with kids / teenage ers so he threw her into a sack and ran off with her but she escaped and ran away.

Damon and Ed kissed each other then Damon gave his daughter a kiss on the cheek I guess you can say the had a

(I'm so funny)

Dave Rowntree, Alex James and Graham Coxon with his big black man came in the room where everyone was having a heart to heart moment. Graham started crying like the puss wuss he was. (he's so great and we all love him)
Dave was sitting in a corner and didn't know what was happening and Alex came with his 50 kids (including the two Damon and Dave stepped on)
Damon looks at the child he stepped on a apologized to it. It thanks him but Dave gets upset because he hadn't gotten over that time since it happened so he slapped it Alex yelled at him to get out and he ran away like a scared little girl then left.

{AND THATS THE FUCKING END YOU HOES AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾😫
but on some real shit I'm so glad I'm done with this it took me like a month bc I just didn't know what to do for "out of the hospital" and I finally figured it out I love you guys so much and this for read if you made it to the end😘😘😘💝💖💖💘💖💝💖}