I just wanted to start something where I wanna write 'x reader' things, but don't exactly wanna write a whole ass book, so, here we are.
I don't know all the characters I will end up putting in here, but I know for sure some of them will include Mi...
You had just gotten finished swimming, when you realized you forgot your change of clothes. You check on your phone and see your father, well, adopted father, texted you and told you he was gonna be at the Avengers Tower today. You were an adult and haven't lived with him for a long time, but he still felt the need to update you on his whereabouts, which you were grateful for.
You quickly look up on your phone to see how far you are from the Avengers Tower, knowing your father always kept an extra set of clothes in his car. Seeing as you were only a 10 minute walk, you decided that's where you would go. You then remembered what your swimsuit looked like, but shrugged it off, seeing as your past taught you how to defend yourself.
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[your swimsuit. or choose another if you'd like-]
10 minutes later, you walk into the Avengers Tower, and immediately go to the elevator. You click the button for the floor your father said he'd be on, then pull out your phone to pass the time.
Once you hear the click and the elevator starts to open up, you step out and see people standing around talking. Including your dad. Everyone immediately turns to look at you. You walk up to the group and someone starts walking closer to you, with a lustful look in his eyes.
Seeing that, you grab your phone and throw it at him, hitting his forehead and making him fall over.
"Tony!" A blonde woman says.
"OUCH!" The man, who the woman called Tony, says, getting up.
"Tony is head of our team, you psycho!" A brunette woman says.
"Yeah. Well. Guess what. I don't like his face." You say to her and then turn to him.
"I don't like the looks of your face." You say, pointing at him.
"And who the fuck are you?" He asks.
"I'm the person, that's gonna cut your dick off and glue it to your forehead, so you look like a limp dick unicorn. That's who the fuck I am." You say and you hear a familiar chuckle.
"Your name should be Mr. Bagofdicks, not Tony." You say and then your dad places his hand on your shoulder to try and calm you down.
"Okay, Jesus! Let's just calm down, okay?" A blonde man says.
"Does he not look like a bag of dicks?" You ask and hear another chuckle from the same person as before.
"Enough! Y/N is my daughter. Be more like her." Your dad, Nick Fury, says and you just smirk, watching everyone's faces drop.
"And your head better not have broken my fucking phone." You say, going to pick up your phone.
You then notice Tony staring at you, looking you up and down, and you sigh.
"What are you staring at?" You ask.
He says nothing and just shakes his head a little.
"I will destroy you. And then after im done destroying you, i'll take a picture of what's left of your body and i'm gonna text it to your mother, with a little note that says 'His last words were My mother was terrible. You did this to me.'" I say with a straight face.
