Mini: Aru! Aru! Nikki fell down the stairs! He needs to go to the hospital, quick!Aru: Yeah... no.
Mini: What!? What do you mean no!?
Aru: Well, you see Mini, I don't believe in stairs.
Mini: What!?
Aru: Stairs were created by the government to fool us all. They're just holograms.
Mini: Holograms.
Aru: Holograms with mass, to be specific.
Mini: Created by the government.
Aru: Which is run by an overarching group of all-omnipotent sheep that live for the destruction of our world.