Herbology Class DISCONTINUED

13. Human tripwire

Hi guys! Srry for not updating here's a chapter lol

Joel' POV:

RINGGGG RINNGGG RINGGG!!

CRASH! I threw my stupid alarm clock in the wall. Well that's the seventh one this week.

"JOEL COME EAT BREAKFAST!" My mum yelled. "COMING!" I yelled back. Ugh I hate school. As I fell down the stairs. "Hi Jaylah. How's uni?" I asked (yeah just felt like adding a sister ya know?) "Absolutely horrible." She said after high school scarring her life she became..

👋🏻 ✨ depressed ✨ 👋🏻

"So how's Toni the Tiger?" She asked. "Oh the usual. Absolutely idiotic!" I smiled. "Psychology is worse then I thought" she groaned. "Now I need a psychologist." She also said, looking like an ass, no smelling like one.

"Do you want some deodorant?" I asked, forcing a smile. "Yes please. I ran out of my one. And I refuse to use perfume because I don't want to smell like a prissy like prick." She retorted. "Yeah. Jay. But the problem is.. you are a prick" I said. "Sorry to break the news." I also added. Jaylah looked like she was going to rip my throat out. "OK I GOTTA GO BYEEEEEEE." I said running out of the house

Time skip to school hehehehe

As I was in detention after running into school and 'accidentally' tripping like four people. But like they were going to get tripped either way. Not my fault! "Heyy Miss Dodds (hehehe Percy Jackson reference) "Mind if I skip detention??" I asked. "Oh no! You tripped innocent Nancy Bobofit and her beautiful friends!" (Another Percy Jackson reference) Miss Dodds said. "Oh I didn't think she had any friends." I muttered.

"I know you kiss Nancy's ass or whatev but BYEEEEEE" I said running out of the door, tripping Miss Dodds because like I said before not. my. fault!

Hahhahhahahahhahahahahaha I feel like ending it so I'm ending it here. But don't worry I will make another chapter in about a few minutes after a quick strawberry break. Delphi's strawberry farm if you say. (Another Percy Jackson reference if u please.)

Yes this is Joanna

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