Ok I lied I might update again.
Joel's POV
"OI GET SOME DEODORANT" I yelled which was true because they SMELL LIKE SHIT. Which only made them made as they started chasing me and cussing. "Son of a bitch." Said Smelly Boy 1#.
As they chased me for what seemed like hours (not rlly) "HAHAHA SLOW LOSERS." I kept yelling just to make them mad. It's also funny when somebody gets mad huh? Oh tough crowd. They didn't stand a chance because I kept slipping them over with my trusty moss!
"HAHAHHA SUCK MY BALLS!" I shouted. "Oh hey Lizzie" I said smiling as she was left there dumbfounded. Or flabbergasted I dunno at this point I quit.
Lizzie POV
"Oh hey Lizzie" Joel said smiling a bit. WHAT THE FU- nevermind. I only came that direction because I heard my younger brother Jimmy was pushed over by Bully 1#, little son of a- NEVERMIND AGAIN haha.
Time skip to Lizzie being overprotective as fuck.
"JIMMY" I yelled as I ran over seeing Jimmy all bruised and bleeding under his lip. Being a sister is hard. "I PROMISE YOU JIMMY I WILL FIND THAT MAN CAPTURE HIM AND HIS FAMILY AND SPARE THEIR DOG WHILST I FEED THEM TO THE AXOLOTLS WHILE THE DOG WATCHES." I vowed quite loudly even though our school doesn't like students speaking too loudly.
Ya know what I quit bc why the fuck not. I'll make the next chapter long ok? Kk Joanna and Nova out bc Nova was too lazy to do this by herself.
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Fiksi PenggemarThis is a high school au about nature wives jizzie and maybe jornoth??? Where they r in a class and IDK JUST PLS READ (AND SOME FLOWER HUSBANDS OFC)
