Enjoy some quotes!
—
Alvin: I told Simon his ears flush when they lie.
Theodore : Why?
Alvin: Look.
Alvin: Hey Simon! Do you love us?
Simon, covering his ears: No.
Theodore : aww
—
Theodore: Simon, keep an eye on Alvin today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Simon: Sure, I'd love to see Alvin get punched.
Alvin: Try again.
Simon: (sighing) I will stop Alvin from getting punched.
—
Alvin: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Simon: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Theodore: Smad.
—
[interrogating Alvin.]
Alvin: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.
Simon: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Theodore isn't.
Theodore:True.
Alvin: Theo!
—
The squad is trying to con some random guy(Dave)
Simon: Um, Alvin, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Alvin: We need money!
Simon: You're scamming him?
Alvin: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Simon: What?! No way!
Alvin: Why not? We already stole Theodore!
Theodore: Hey guys
Simon: No, we didn't. Theodore can think and talk for himself, he can do whatever they want!
Theodore: I wanna get some cake.
—
*The squad is over at Alvin's house*
Brittany: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Alvin: ... N-No...
Alvin, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Brittany, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Simon: I see a-
Alvin, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Brittany: Oh, well I-
Alvin: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Alvin, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Jeanette: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Theodore: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Alvin: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Alvin: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Alvin, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Alvin: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Eleanor, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Alvin:
Brittany: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Alvin:
Alvin, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
—
Simon: Well, aren't we all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you're out to save the world!
Jeanette: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Alvin: More or less, I guess...
Brittany: That sounds awesome! Let's do that!
Theodore: I'm new here, but I am open to the concept.
Eleanor: I thought that's what we were doing, guys, come on!
—
These are the ones I found on a website
That's all see ya next in the next 5 chapters you dip-fucks! Mwah!
YOU ARE READING
A munks fantasy! (An Alvin and the Chipmunks x fantasy.) AU
AdventureFollow this story as we see the chipmunks in a fantasy realm. (Imma be honest I'm making this as I go practicing some art while I make each chapter.) And also it's a fanfic try not to ya know (pig snort) so cringy ahh! Ya me please. Or whatever It i...
