"Omg Tam! Your queen is here!" Linh said with none other than pure enthusiasm. "Listen, Linh, if you are here just to bug me about a new pet, then I already said—"
"No, Tam, Lady Sophie is here!"
"Wait wha-"
"Quick, you need a bouquet of flowers, a nice tunic, and a shower. Maybe some mallowmelt too!"
"Linh, we've talked about this! I don't have a crush!" Or maybe he does..........
"Psh..... excuses. So you either go take a shower and meet your girl, or allow me to assist you convincing her you have a crush on her—or don't. Whatever makes you more annoyed,"
"Ok fine, fine...I'll go!"
"Yes, now you have ten seconds before I take the shower for you! Ten.... Nine......," Linh counted, already gathering the water into a water-sphere.
Tam just groaned, but as much as he hate to admit it, he wanted to look good in front of Sophie. He actually started gathering shadows, in case he needs to hide his blush around her. So after a throughout shower, the next 30 mins looked like this:
Tam:*puts on outfit* How does this look, Linh?
Lính: EWW GROSS DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FREAKING DRESS?
Tam: YES I DO I'M NOT YOU!
Lính: WELL THAN WE ARE GOING TO NEED BIANA! YOUR SENSE OF FASHION NEEDS TO BE REFRESHED!!
Tam:*groan* Fine let's start with hair, and then we pick the outfit.
Lính: Alright fine.
Tam:*styles hair* And a little more here......
Lính.*messes Hair up*
Tam: WTH LINH ĐÓ YOU KNOW THE PRICE YOU WILL PAY FOR RUINING TRUE ART?
Lính:*clicks tongue* Nah, you need something more interesting and classy. For example........
Tam: EWWWW WHAT IN THE RITZ CRACKERS IS THIS HAIR?
Lính:*sigh*Poor Tammy with no sense of style. This is the world-class Lord Hunkyhair Hair!
Tam:*grumble*More like Lord Funkyhair.
AND REPEAT!
Soon, Tam found himself dressed in a neat tunic, and EXTRA gelled hair (The hair is also tremendously extra). Before he can say anything about how bright and embarrassing the way-too-plain-for-elves tunic is, a dove landed on his shoulder.
"Great! It worked! Now, you just have to say: 'you, a human, me a dove. Today I present to you, my true love'. Oh, wait— you're both elves. Never mind!" Linh said.
Tam rolled his eyes, "Wow, sooooo helpful, Linh,"
"Nah, you are just shy," Linh giggled. "But don't worry, I make the BEST pickup lines. Hmm.... Oh wait, I got one! 'Are you a bottle of youth, because I need you', Perfect!"
"Nah, no way," Tam can't help but shake his head.
"Come on, Sophie's waaaaiting!" Linh said in a sing-songy voice.
Meanwhile, Tam was using his time productively. He managed to scrap together a decent-looking bouquet of flowers, wondering if he should use dried rose petals or pearls as decoration.
"Hello, Tammy, are you listening?" A splash of cold water knocked Tam out from his thoughts.
But, at least, he was ready to meet Sophie.
Well, I am sincerely sorry for not updating! But please, don't go just yet! I will find some time for it, I promise!☺️
—Aurora🩵
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The Shadows And The Blonde: A Taphie Fan-Fiction
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