Goofy Irl Stories

Old People r WEIRD 😭😭

So this happened when I graduated kindergarten, so I was pretty young- We went to my graduation and since my grandma's (I call her mom mom but wanted to clarify who she was for ppl who don't call her grandma that name -.-)  house was a block or two away from the school we went to her house to take some pictures and stuff then left to go to Wild Wood (Place in Philadelphia- it has a beach, boardwalk, and rooms idk how else to explain it lol-). So we waited for our rooms (I went with my mom, dad, sister, brother, cousin, aunt, mom mom, and pop pop (grandpa), so 9 ppl) We finally got to our rooms and we were settling in and stuff and I want to go see my mom mom's room. I went to go to it, thinking I knew where it was because I saw her walk into it when we went to the room I was sleeping in. So I knocked on the door.. this old dude opened it and a bunch of old people were eating pizza. The oldest one, I'm assuming he was because he looked like he was drowning in his own wrinkles, look straight into my soul and went "Do you want a slice?".. SIR I DONT WANT YOUR PIZZA. I get he was trying to be nice and all but SIR THATS A CHILD UNDER THE AGE OF 10!! This child just graduated kindergarten and OLD PEOPLE ARE NOW ASKING IF SHE WANTS PIZZA FROM THEM?! I'm not gonna lie, I was kind of tempted- ITS PIZZA THEY HAD CHEESE! I was too scared to actually get a slice though and declined, I guess my mom mom heard me outside so she poked her head through her rooms door and called me. I was def a lil embarrassed but whatever- I still wonder what would've happened if I took that pizza. Probably would've got kidnapped-