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THE FREAKY CREW
[jeongin, seungmin, felix and jisung]
jisung
i have just heard the weirdest conversation as i walked into minho's apartment.
seungmin
what are you doing there?
jisung
he's making me do his laundry 🙄
seungmin
as if he can't do it himself, it's a simple task. this is one of the reasons why i hate the rich.
jeongin
pretty sure you called him hot the other day.
seungmin
pretty sure that was you.
felix
can you let jisung tell us what happened instead of bickering like an old married couple?
jisung
thank you felix
jeongin
ThAnK yOu FeLiX
jisung
thin ice, yang jeongin, thin ice...
jeongin
ooooo i am so scared
felix
i will remove you from the group chat if you don't let him tell his story.
I NEED THE GOSSIP
jisung
i walked into the apartment and heard a ton of yelling, i was thinking about leaving but then i heard minho say 'changbin, you obey me, i am the lord of hell. you have to support me and follow me in whatever i choose to do'
felix
sounds kinky.
jisung
it gets weirder.
the other guy then started yelling about how i was going to get them all killed and that he shouldn't be messing around with things he didn't completely understand.
seungmin
what did you do?
jisung
i tried to sneak out, but i tripped over one of his MANY whiskey bottles. the changbin guy just glared at me and stormed out of the apartment.
jeongin
oh god, jisung is about to be dragged into some weird sex dungeon shit.
jisung
shut up.
minho just passed me the laundry and apologised. he said that his workers don't understand the concept of a hierarchy.
seungmin
let's hope they aren't sex workers.
felix
did you not ask him about it?
seungmin
what was he supposed to say?
how much do you pay them per hour?
felix
it could have clarified a LOT.
jisung
i would rather not know about his sexual fantasies.
felix
i'm nosey.
i want to know.
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twitter
@/hanjisung
if lee minho ever asks you to do his laundry, just say no. do not question me. just do it.
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@/yangjeongin: i don't think anyone other than you is going to be in this kind of situation with the lee minho.
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𝗱𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗹 𝗶𝗻 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗴𝘂𝗶𝘀𝗲 ♡︎ 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘂𝗻𝗴
Fanfiction"𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦, 𝐢 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮" ◦◦,'°.✽✦✽.◦.✽✦✽.°',◦◦ in which lee minho decides to resign from his position as lord of hell and retires to the city of seoul, where he meets han jisung a university s...
