Man:Hello and welcome to Talking Characters. Today's story is 5 Percent. Our guests, please introduce yourselves and tell us everything about you.
Bacca:The name's Bacca and-
Man:That's great Bacca! Now let's go to our next guest.
Bacca:But you didn't let me finish my-
Man:Hush up Bacca, your turn is over. Next guest please!
Penny:Hey, my name is Penny and-
Man:Beautiful Penny, simply beautiful. I love whatever you just said!
Penny:Excuse me sir-
Man:Yes, excuse you Penny. Next!
Gwen:Hi, um-
Man:I'm so happy for you guest! I'm crying with joy now. *Starts crying*
Gwen:But-
Man:Next!
Gwen:Okay, I guess...
Edge:Why hello there, my name is Edge and I'm single. *Licks his lips*
Man Sorry Edge, but I'm not gay.
Edge:I wasn't talking to YOU! *Points at Man* I was talking to the beautiful, single, horny ladies out there watching this show.
Man:Well then, moving on! Next guest!
Steven:Hi, my name is Steven.
Man:Oh, like Steven Universe?
Steven:Sure, if that's what your stupid brain can process.
Man:What did he call my brain?
Penny:Why did you let Steven and Edge talk, but not us? If anything, I should be the one talking here; my chapter isn't even out yet!
Bacca:Yeah!
Gwen:Yeah.
Edge:I'll agree on anything for my sweet Penny *Nose starts bleeding*
Penny:Shut up Edge..
Edge:Aye!
Man:Well that's all for today!
Penny:No it isn't! *Flips table*
Man:Why are you doing this Penny?
Penny: Because I've waited so long for my own chapter.
Man:Don't blame me; blame your creator!
Penny:*Gets up from chair* WHERE'S KICKTHEBACCA?!?!
Meanwhile, in a home far far away
Kickthebacca:Hehehe....
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5 percent
HumorWarning: The following story may have humor that is not for everyone. If you are easily affened by racism, sexism, and more, this book is not for you. You have been warned. Meet five friends that have great adventures, well not really great, but yo...
