Hogwarts Legacy Oneshots

How to Win the Girl 🌶️

Ominis Gaunt x f!MC - (NSFW) - 4.9k words

Request: Fem MC proclaiming that she'll only date a man who can best her in a duel. And Ominis ends up winning, shocking everyone including MC but she's happy about it. Up to you if smut follows after <3

Summary: After hearing her proclaim that she'll only date someone who can beat her in a duel, Ominis grows determined to win her affections by any means necessary.

Tags: Pining, Unrequited Love, Jealous Ominis, Dominis, Rough Sex, Classroom Sex

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"I'm a simple man. I'll snog anything with a decent enough behind." Sebastian proclaimed matter-of-factly.

She didn't know how this became the topic of discussion over breakfast at the Great Hall, but she indulged him nonetheless. Ominis seemed completely uninterested in the subject matter, engrossed in a Potions textbook he was currently tracing over diligently with his wand in a last bid attempt to pass the final practical exam.

She cast him a sidelong glance as she cut into her eggs. "I'll make sure to tell Poppy to keep her mooncalves away from you."

Sebastian rolled his eyes. "Okay, anything decent and human." He paused for a moment, contemplating, before he amended. "Actually, no, I did have a little tango with a Centaur some blue moon ago..."

She blinked at him. "You genuinely concern me, you know that?"

"She was cute!" He scoffed defensively. "Excuuuse me for embracing diversity. Pray tell, what are your shining standards, hm?"

She paused for a moment, considering, before she shrugged and took a swig of her pumpkin juice. "He has to beat me in a duel."

She didn't notice the way Ominis immediately perked up beside her, unburying his nose from the pages of his book and narrowing his attention on the conversation he had been only half-listening to.

Sebastian snorted. "Ha! Good one. You'll die alone at that rate. Better start collecting kneazles to keep you company."

She rolled her eyes. "Just because you're incompetent with a wand, doesn't mean every man is, Sebastian."

"Hey! Incompetent is harsh. I prefer the term mildly handicapped." He protested. "And just a duel? Like one time?"

"Yup. One duel."

Sebastian rose resolutely from his seat, slipping from the bench hastily and nearly knocking over several goblets in the process.

"Where on earth are you going?"

"I have to go practice. If I knew a roundabout with the Hero of Hogwarts was on the line I would've tried much harder at Crossed Wands." He gave her a wink.

She grimaced and called out to him as he quickly made his way down the rows of tables towards the exit. "You are excluded from the list of contending bachelors, Sebastian!"

"Square is fair!" He called back and she bit back a laugh at his butchering of the Muggle saying.

Beside her, Ominis looked very much enthralled in the textbook he was only pretending to read, his thoughts instead drifting to other matters. He had spent far too long hopelessly pining for her to not consider the opportunity he was just presented with.

It was no unknown fact that she was notoriously hard to get, and that reality had only served to make him want her even more. It was utter torture.