Slytherin~One Shots~Imagine

Little blerbs with the slytherin group

M-Mattheo T-Theodore(Theo) D-Draco
P-Pansy B-Blaise E-Lorenzo(Enzo)
N-Name/Y-You
~House specified in some but not all~
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M: "What did you guys get [__] for their birthday?"
P: "A puppy! They get so exited when ever they see one."
*the rest of them go silent*
T: "I got them a puppy too."
D: "Same."
B: "Same."
E: "Same."
M: "oh god..."

~Later~

N: "Best. Birthday. Ever."
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E: "You're in love with [__]."
M: "what!? No I'm not. I just bought her an accessory because her fashion sense is terrible."
E: ...
E: "THATS A WEDDING RING!"
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P: "Let's go get a birthday cake."
Y: "But... neither of us or anyone we know have a birthday soon?"
P: "The cake won't know..."
Y: "Good point, let's go."
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First encounter with the Slytherins as a Hufflepuff:
Slytherin prefect to them the first year: "So has anyone found their Hufflebuddy yet?"
D: "hufflepuff buddy? That's so stupid."
M: "agreed."
B: "yup."
Enzo and Theo come running in: "GUYS! WE FOUND A HUFFLEBUDDY AND WE LOVE THEM ALREADY!"
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M: "Anyone under 5'7 can't talk about fighting."
D: "yeah, like, what are you gonna do? Headbutt my nipples?"
Y: "Say goodbye to your kneecaps, assholes."
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When Hufflepuff [___] is angry
D: "Aww look at the angry bumblebee over there!"
Y: "Hey Dray... Come here for a second..."
D: *Walks over, confused*
Y: *Shows him a picture of a badger eating a snake and smiles* :)(:
D: wtf... *lowkey scared*
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Y: So Theodore. If you have 10 cookies and Pansy takes 2 away, how many do you have?
T: 10
Y: *Wtf* No... if you have 8 cookies and Draco took 2 away, how many would you have?
T: 10, and two dead body's *he signals to Pansy and Draco*
Y: oh god... Anyway, if you had 10 cookies and I took away 2, how many would you have?
T: 5!
P: What!? That doesn't even make sense!
T: I'd split half and half with her! *he says smiling*
D: *rolling his eyes*
Y: *blushing*
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Y: Hey Honey? Can I have one of my hoodies back? You can keep the warm one, but can I have the other?
E:...
Y: Please? It's getting cold out.
E:...
Y: I-
E: I'VE BEEN HOARDING THEM SO YOU'D BE FORCED TO WEAR THE CAPTAIN AMERICA ONE I GOT YOU AND THEN I CAN WEAR MY WINTER SOLDIER ONE AND WE CAN BE REALLY ADORABLE TOGETHER.
Y: Honey? You're the cutest Slytherin ever.
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Y: Hey Blaise! What's the best pick up line you have! Go!
B: My heart is so full of you I can hardly call it my own. *he shrugs and says nonchalantly*
D: *mouth dropped to the floor*
Y: *Stunned*
P: *flustered*
M: *questioning his life's existence*
T: *steeling that*
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M: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
You enjoying a book: yes?
M: *crawls into lap*: need atteenntiiooonn!!
Y: *puts down book* How about a hug?
M: *stunned*...ok
Y: *hugs Mattheo*
Theo and Enzo come running into the room and does grabby hands because they want attention too: MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!
M: Fuck off bitches!! They're mine!
Y: *flustered* Why...why
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