Slytherin~One Shots~Imagine

🎁🕸️🐍Blurbs with the Slytherins🐍🕸️🎁

Y-You, M-Mattheo, T-Theodore, E-Lorenzo (Enzo), P-Pansy, D-Draco (you get the gist of it, any others and I'll specify) -your house isn't specified, but if you're not Slytherin then you still count in the Slytherin Group-
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M: I hate everyone but them *points to you in and amongst the Slytherin Group*
P: *wtf*
T: *Valid*
E: *Damn*
Y: I like you too
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E: *holding a new bar of chocolate* hey did you get more of this chocolate?
T: I literally gave you a new one
E: yeah but like...
T: *pulls out a drawer* yeah I have another new one.
E: Hihihi *incredibly pleased*
T: *smiles mockingly* Hihihi
E: *doesn't care. Simply pleased with the sweet reveal (pun intended) *
E: *walks away with a giddy smile*
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M: We're going to have to split up like in Scooby Doo.
M: *to Theo and You* Shaggy and Scooby, you two take the bathrooms.
M: *to Pansy* Velma, you get the spooky looking fridge in the basement.
P: What? Why am I Velma? And why do I get the... dubious looking device?
M: Because only Velma would say
"dubious device". Pansy gets the spooky fridge in the basement.
T: So who does that make you? Fred?
M: Bitch, I'm Daphne.
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Y: Seb...what are you doing?
S:
S: *jerks away from You*
S: I...I was attempting to strangle you.
Y: By...hugging me?
S:
S: Don't question my methods.
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Y: good morning, your hair is a mess
Draco, grumpy: your life is a mess
Y: but you are my life
D: ... I am insulted and very much in love with you
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Y: How can you hate Mattheo? He's the most smol, soft thing in this whole world.
M: *wiping blood off their face* YEAH, I'M ADORABLE
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Y: You believe me?
P: Hun, you're the last good person on this planet. I'd believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.
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Mattheo: "Make friends" they said...
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You: WHO THE HELL PUTS OUT A
FIRE BY FANNING IT?!
Enzo: I panicked okay!!!
Theo: Someone get the fire foam thingy!
Draco: THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER??
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Mattheo: "It'Il be fun" they said.
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At a death eater dinner-
Snape: Don't touch anything, alright?
High Theo: Yes sir
Snape: Don't call me sir, kid
High Theo: Yes ma'am
Snape:
Mattheo: *face smack*
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Pansy: I just got a new notebook, what should I put in it?
T: Put spaghetti in it.
P: I am taking suggestions from anyone else.
D: Put spaghetti in it.
P: I am taking suggestions from anyone except you two.
Y: Put spaghetti in it.
P: I am no longer taking suggestions.
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Hufflepuff: Okay, when do you want me to wake you up?
T: Never.
Hufflepuff: We have the final for Charms tomorrow.
T: I know.
Hufflepuff: So, when should I wake you?
T: I asked Flitwick if I'd pass if I just didn't show up for the test, and he said I'd get an "A" in the class.
Hufflepuff: So, you're giving up your "o" in the class just so you don't have to get up tomorrow?
T: Yup.
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Umbridge: Study hard and you will be rewarded. Fail to do so and the consequences may be severe~
Y: And I think that may-be you're a bitch
M: *laughing*
D: *Wheezing*
U: Detention
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