HELLO AND WELCOME TO MICDONEALEWS!! This restaurant is owned and ran by 3 defo not straights. With a toilet fetish.
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MENU ITEM ONE: (Created by Mass Murderer Hailey/ CEO Founder/Avis/Drunk Hailey)
THE Micdonewithu meal.
This meal was created in the kitchen of "House 2" in mm2. Cooked up and server to helpless victims by the two and only Zander and Hailey.
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This meal includes:
A Grimace shake Betjany burger (made with majudotwice remains) And fries! And as a sauce for the fries... Zander shitwater ^^
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Oh and speaking of Zander shitwater sauce! It is created by none other than zander in the women's bathroom of MICDONEALEWS! Our employee Drew goes and collects a new batch every shift!
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NEXT ON THE MENU IS... the Micright meal! (Inspired by someone random who's username happens to be Jaylee_mcright) (created by all)
This meal includes:
The Jailey serotonin burger (made From gorgeous jailey moments) With fries and a side of Zanders very very angry shitwater sauce... (it is spicy!!!)
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NEXT ON THE MENU IS THE MICYANDERE MEAL!! (created by zander and Hailey again-) This meal was approved by Thatveganteacher!!
THIS MEAL INCLUDES:
A vegan pb&J burger Fries made with grapes And peanutbutter piss sauce!
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NEW LIMITED EDITION MEAL!!!
THEMICFINALE!
Drake stan tears Sprite (made From authentic toxic drake stan tears) The saisy nuggies Milliot strawberry sauce Jailey mcflurry
LIMITED TIME!! AVAILABLE UNTIL JULY 15TH!!!
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The Miccrustybacon meal (Created by Luke and zander, with little imputs from Hailey)
The Miccrustybaconburger Fries made out of the remains of Zander & Hailey's murderer And.. Luke singing clarity sauce
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SINGULAR MENU ITEMS:
-The Zander's Dad MicFlurry (invented by Luke by saying "ZANDER I'M DRINKING YOUR DAD!" Insanely loud)
-The princess blooberry Micmuffin (luke and zander's idea)
- Milly sauce ("pink sauce but.. M i l l y" -Luke)
-we are not responseable for any food poisoning or angry tmf fans who don't know what a joke is :)-
-The MICDONEALEWS team
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