You
Probably
Want
Me
To
Shut
The
Fuck
Up
BUT
I
Just
Neeed
To
Tell
You
About
My
Scientific
Discovery
I
Made
0.2
Seconds
Ago.
It
Will
Shock
You
Ready?
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Poptart Zander is very real, and he was caught robbing Sephora and Lululemon at the rosemeadow mall with a large group of 10 year old girls armed with Stanley cups. Further investigation is being done on how he was able to come in contact with that many children to help him commit such a serious crime.
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