Direct quotes taken from text messages from my guy friends because i'm bored and the things they say are weird 😀
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(Yeah so, that girl is me... and that ball hit me in the damn eye 😀)
Anyway i'm typing the rest out for funzies... so enjoy this episode (i'm blocking out their names... 😌☝️)
"he cute" (Talking about an ancient picture of one of his friends holding up a heart sign)
"He's a Hamster bro." His autocorrect changed gangster to hamster 💀
"Oh~ daddy ____" His ass was calling his best friend daddy :,D (this is a cry for help)
"He's a dead opp" Bro's talking about our Civics teacher... he hates him.. and he disappeared for a week.
"Cry wa wa" Wouldn't tell him my ex-friend's address-
"My fortnite duo is gone for two whole weeks 😢" His bsf got grounded for telling the science teacher he was gonna kill himself as a joke 😀
"(My dad) is my bestie." Found my dad's facebook.
"Yeah the whole grade is moving in and you gotta go" When my mom was my English teacher everyone loved her sm they were gonna kick me out of my house and take over to live with her-
"Your aim is sum ass 😂" My aim is ass.
"Me and (his bsf) broke up 😢" For two whole days this bitch was hitting me with a "I have something to tell you later." And this was it.
"Gay gay" I called Taylor Swift Tay Tay-
"Love yogurt" He gave himself a facial with yogurt in class 😀
"For real (his name) Jade an opp" A nickname my brother calls him
"I'm gonna say is fortnite good" I asked him what a good question would be to put on our English test-
"My dogs friends brothers dad sons uncle grandmas daughters son" Some guy named Johnny Steve he made up 😀
"Glitter is the best" My proudest moment.
And finally,
" Ava ___ Ava Ava Ava Ava Ava Average Ava Ava Ava Ava Ava Ava Ava Ava "
Now, moving on to guy friend number 2
"(1) is my boyfriend not urs" This was a random text one day-
(If you can't tell this mf is nosey and wants to wingman the shit out of my dating life 😀)
Guy friend 3... (warning, I piss him off for fun sometimes... there will be a lot of name-calling)
"Slay" Asked him if he was a material girl
"Go to hell Go to hell" Double whammy for telling him to go to bed 😀
"HEY THATS MY FAVORITE SONG!" https://youtu.be/vR2lf8Z0SVo?feature=shared
"Mhm your the one talking? You calling me a pain in the ass? You can shut up Wanting to make a rude ass comment And then being a bitch about it Soooo I suggest you politely stop talking to my british face You don't understand the power that comes with it." All I said was "british flash.. a pain in the ass." 💀
"Actrully I love salt. I pour mounds of it on my fiod." Told him he was salty
"I already asked her idiot" Told him he wasn't getting this girl's pizza card-
"That's an amazing book." (Dee's nuts book audio 💀)
*spamming a roblox chat with the little bullied kid in our class's address* Some random dude walked up to u in Roblox and said "hey gorgeous, what's ur address 😉" to me and he defended me like a gurlboss
Last but not least... guy friend 4 (I steal his gf all the time)
"You suck" I called him a cripple
"U guys look funny" Sent him a pic of me, guy friend 3 and my used to be trio of girl friends laughing cuz he got kicked to the other side of class cuz we were being too loud 💀
And yah these are my wonderful people I put up with all day in classes because I got the boot from a trio 😃 (Wayy less toxic, I js have a way of pissing them off as a joke)
