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Whale Bong

The boat was still steadily sinking, and the ravenous bull sharks were closing in. One of the sharks grabbed Gonzo's drowned corpse with it's powerful jaws, whipping it around like a dog with a chew toy before it's teeth cut Gonzo cleanly in half and his torso flew through the air and landed on the boat, splattering everyone with blood and intestines. Pyramid Head whipped out his old polaroid and snapped a picture. "God damn." Raatma commented as she wiped the viscera from her eyes. "Okay, now a suicide pact is definitely in order," The priest stated, "Come on guys, on the count of three we'll all jump overboard. One, t-"
"Why do you keep trying to goad us into killing ourselves?!" Pyramid Head snapped. "Watch out!!" Charlie yelled as one of the sharks jumped onboard and began flopping around on the deck, jaws open wide ready to eat anything that got in it's path and sending everyone running and screaming all over the boat, except Gru, of course, who was levitating in the air like a malevolent god watching the carnage with a vapid, mildly amused smirk. Raatma leapt up and joined Endie on the roof of the cabin as he continued to belt out Nearer my God to Thee on the violin, and Charlie put himself between the shark and the others. Pyramid Head barged past Charlie and punched the shark in the head with such force that his fist went straight through it's skull and out the other side, blood and brain matter spraying everywhere. Pyramid Head then kicked the deceased bull shark overboard, and the smell of blood drove the others into a frenzy and they began to cannibalise their dead brethren and each other. Soon, the bull sharks had wiped themselves out, the ocean surrounding the boat now red with blood and dotted with floating chunks of viscera. Gonzo supernaturally regenerated and shouted, "MOTHER?!!"
"Well, that's one way to deal with ravenous bull sharks!" Charlie commented with a grin, raising his voice above Endie's violin playing. "Endie would you just shut the fuck up?! You're giving me a fucking headache!! God, I could throttle you sometimes!" Pyramid Head snapped. Endie teleported down, lowered his violin and replied coyly, "God I wish you would-" Pyramid Head's hand shot out, grabbed Endie by the face and snapped his neck before he could say another word, watching as the enderman staggered back a few steps, his head now backwards, fell to his knees, coughed up purple blood onto his back, and finally collapsed forwards with a dull thud. "That was a bit much." Charlie commented as Raatma threw up normal vomit for once instead of black goop and croaked, "Y'all are sending me west..."
"Honestly, understandable, we're covered in Gonzo's guts, the ocean's full of guts, and Triangle Man just killed the only person you had the company of for three days while you were both stuck in the End pocket dimension. On a side note, I bet that was a great bonding experience." Charlie mused as Gonzo disappeared belowdeck. "Yeah, Endie's a chill dude, but in a kinda crazy way, if ya catch my drift." Raatma replied, wiping her mouth. "I do feel an awful sense of guilt for what he's been through. Charliemind may be a shitpost but there's something inherently tragic about him. Man has been held hostage, brutally beaten, bullied, has died several times and has literally been driven insane. I should've done something." Charlie sighed forlornly, surveying Endie's gruesome corpse and pulling out his restoration gun. "Hey, it's not your fault." Raatma reassured him gently. "Yeah, if you're going to blame anyone, blame red triangle thing. Whatever he did to that enderman in the past has given him permanent Stockholm syndrome." The priest chimed in bluntly as Charlie restored Endie. "Hey, at this point I'm the one with Stockholm syndrome!" Pyramid Head snapped. Endie sat up looking disorientated, before he grinned and said, "That was such a bizarre experience. I stayed conscious for a few seconds after my neck broke and the last thing I was aware of was walking backwards but moving forwards since my head had done a 180. Isn't that weird?"
"You need help." Raatma stated bluntly. "I hate to break it to you fellows, but we're still sinking." The priest observed as water began to flood the deck. "Anyone got any creps?" Endie asked. "Hey guys, I found a thingy!!" Gonzo screeched suddenly, bounding up from the deck below holding a large yellow rectangular object. He tripped on the last step, landing with a crash and dropping the yellow object in the process, which violently unfurled and inflated on impact to reveal that in was, in fact, a dinghy. As it self-inflated on the small sail boat, it knocked several people overboard, leaving only Gonzo, who had been lying on the floor, and Gru, who was still levitating in the air, on the boat.