[𝐃𝐔𝐌𝐏 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊]

more incorrect quotes i found

just with TMF characters , because it's my current fandom i'm obsessing over <3

IM DOING MANY MORE IN THE FUTURE

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milly: has anyone ever told you they love you?

sean: uh.. do my parents count?

milly: yeah

sean: then no

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*Henry, Liam, Jake, Zoey and Lia singing happy birthday to Drew*

Drew: eh, that was a bit pitchy but i'll let it slide

Zoey: and you're a bit bitchy but we never say anything because we're nice to you

Everyone: ...

Drew: fair

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*the music club talking*

Zander: i think we can agree im the most responsible out of the group

Luke: baby, not to sound rude, but yOU ALMOST BROKE MY DRUM SET YESTERDAY

Milly and Jake starting to wheeze:

Hailey: not to mention you jumped on top of the coffee table yesterday because there was a spider, and almost knocked our expensive lamp dow-

Zander: -AH-AH-AH. NOT ANOTHER WORD. Like I said, I'm responsible. I take full responsibility for those things.

Milly and Jake ooo-ing, and laughing harder:

Sean: *desperately wanting to name another event where Zander almost broke something*

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*Zander and Luke staring into each other's eyes thoughtfully*

Milly: *opens a coke can*

Zander: We're having a moment?!

Milly: and i'm having my cola.

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Doctor: listen, Mr. Wickham here's been in a coma for two weeks, and there's nothing we're able to do to wake him up.

Luke: m'kay. let me try.

Doctor: Hey, I really don't thi-

Luke, on the phone with Stacy: Hey, Stacy. Oh, I'm great. Listen, I was wondering if we could get dinner someti-

Zander, suddenly bolting upright: *screeching*

Doctor: ...

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OKAY BUT LIKE THIS IS SO FUNNY IM DYING

*The music club during Christmas*

Luke: dashing through the halls~

Milly: failed my test todayyy~~

Zander: Don't know what to doooo~~

Jake: with my life,     h o o r a y!! heyy~

Luke, trying to casually play along: JINGLE BELLS!!

Milly: TAKING L'S~

Zander: HIT ME WITH A SLEIGHHH!!

Jake: i'm so done, this isn't fun~

Milly: THERE GOES MY GPA, HEY!! *snaps fingers toward Sean dramatically*

Sean: ...are you guys okay

Hailey, who just now came back with Christmas decorations to witness the last few lines: ...I leave for two fucking minutes