[𝐃𝐔𝐌𝐏 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊]

moooore incorrect prompts with tmf

teacher: why don't you explain to the class of why you were late, Miss Brooks?

milly, turning to face the classroom: someone told me to go to hell. I couldn't find it at first, but here I am now

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Jake trying to cook: is it hot in here, or is it just you? *smirks*

Hailey: YOUR HAIR IS ON FIRE, STOP FLIRTING WITH ME DUMBASS

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*Zander and Luke as adults on text*

Zander: luke, wya?

Luke: hiii

Zander: hey? now where are you? i haven't seen u in a while

Luke: baev y arent cookies cakled bakies if u bake em and dont cook em

Zander, now confused: idk luke. now tell me where you are!!

Luke: tvell me im so confusefd

Zander: LUKE

Zander: LUKE ARE YOU HIGH?? ARE YOU DRINKING AGAIN.

Luke: wha

Zander: high

Luke: heyyy

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I saw this somewhere so i'm using it teehee:

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Milly: Sean keeps telling me he's 6'2, ALL THE TIME.

Milly: like okay, you make me 6'2 my stomach

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*Jake, casually taking a "Do I have depression?" quiz in the music club* 

(THIS IS ALL INTENDED FOR JOKES BTW)

Jake: wha.. i have depression??  Meh, it's probably just my ADHD kicking in.

Hailey, whipping around to face Jake: you have ADHD?

Zander: makes sense, this bitch can't sit still for two point three seconds

Sean, talking under his breath: is nobody going to talk about how he said he has depre-

Luke: -zander, dont start another fight with Jake

Milly, snickering: it's your third time this week! and its Tuesday!

Jake: but seriously, how do I have depression? i just have, like, severe memory loss or something. I put down my will to live for two seconds, i turn around, it's gone. I can't find it anywhere!!

Hailey, highly concerned: ...Jake

The rest of the club: ...

Zander: Juffering is real

Sean: ..h-have you ever thought of getting a therapist?

Jake: no

Sean, shrugging his shoulders: relatable

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*everyone at Jailey's wedding*

Sean, whispering to Milly: this is the funniest thing ever

Milly, smirking: you know Zander would never disappoint when it comes to Jake

Zander: ..so then he said "And what's that? Write cute, little love songs with your boyfriend? Really, it's cute." 

Hailey's face is turning red while Jake hides his face in his arms. The crowd is giggling.

Zander: and that was the moment i knew my sister fell for the biggest idiot in school.

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*Jake, rapidly running into the music club room with everyone there*

Hailey: you're-

Jake, out of breath: -late again, i know, i'm sorry, i just need advice

Jake: *pulls a snake out of his bag* i impulsively bought a snake

Hailey: WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT

Jake: I WASN'T GONNA LEAVE IT AT HOME

Hailey, having a back and forth at this point: WHY EVEN BUY ONE, ASSHAT???

Zander, sighing and looking toward Jake: what did you d- OH MY FUCKING GOD

Sean and Milly in unison: woooaaahhhh

Luke, having an anxiety attack: PUTTHATAWAYBEFOREWE'RESEEN

Jake still acting oblivious: what do i name him

Zander: YOU JUST BROUGHT A SNAKE TO SCHOOL DUMBA-

Milly: -William Snakespeare 

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