The Rise of the Spider's Love; Chapter 15

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"In the wake of light, all that is revealed is the bodies of the fallen," a hiss stabs the big ears of Ron and he wakes up from his coma. All the while Shaggy's teeth are chattering and stomach is biggering. He would think Ron was asleep if it weren't for the ear-piercing scream that Ron then bellowed like a madman, "SPPIIDDDAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! I BLOODY HATE SPIDAS!!" Ron scrambled to get up now that the webs were eaten and tucked away into Shaggy's stomach pocket.

The spider, once appearing grizzly and mean, was taken aback in a state of shock. It put one of its eight legs onto its heart and cried, "Orange-hair-boy, I did not mean to startle you, for I look into your incest blue eyes and I see... the love of my life. All this time I had been searching for the second half of my soul, and here along you come right into my web for trapping my lunch. But eat you, I could never. This web is symbolic of my home and you have fallen right to me. I love you."

Shaggys heart filled with rage at the scene in front of him. Ron seemed to be calmed by the sentiment, but the sweat pouring down his weak body was not. "Well, bloody 'ell. Well, uh, wots your name?"

"I am Theraphosidae, Queen of the Spiders and Ruler of Forbidden Forest Webs. You've come into my kingdom, and now you shan't leave because I will take you as my King. And the shaggy-haired one, you will be my lunch." The spider unhinged its jaw like a Mojave Rattlesnake and prepared to gulp Shaggy down its gullet in one big bite, but Ron was quicker. He moved like his legs belonged to a wildebeest and his torso was a meer tumor. His arms jutted out like they were a steel support beam on a skyscraper.

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!" Ron yelled, pure orange and not cowardly yellow. Shaggy was in shock that Ron faced his fears so quickly to save his life. Ron put himself between the sharp spider teeth and Shaggy's dull human teeth. 

"But, my love, aren't you hungry? Our lunch is a-stood before us and we must pounce before he runs like a pig," the spider hissed.

Seeing how Ron did his part to ensure that both himself and Shaggy were able to survive instead of saving himself, Shaggy knew it was his turn to act. He stood up like a hero and weighed the odds of his plan. On one hand, his life's purpose was to protect Ron, to make certain of Ron's safety. 

On the other hand, he saw a way for them to both live and laugh and love

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On the other hand, he saw a way for them to both live and laugh and love. Without further inspection, Shaggy raised his voice and said, "HALT! If lunch is what you are after, lunch I will provide." Ron's eyes were SHOCKED and he started shaking his head no thinking that Shaggy was about to let himself get mauled to death by the spider. But then Shaggy did the unthinkable: "Take these, Queen Theraphosidae, as an offering to serve as your lunch." Shaggy got on one knee and bowed his head with his arms extended. In his palms, a pile of Big Macs sat. They were mushed and slumped together because, during this whole excursion, they were crammed into the pockets of Shaggy's maroon pants. Shaggy felt like he was giving away part of his soul , and he felt the metaphorical chomping on his cells when he tossed the stack into the spider's open mouth. These burgers were to wave in front of Scooby's nose... to save Shaggy's best friend; now the only remaining hope was the stay-alive potion. If Ron thought he himself was in shock before, it was double that now as he already knew in the short time he'd known Shaggy that he was the type of guy who loved burgers, especially Mickey D's. With all of the chemicals of jealousy building up in Shaggy's brain and the acidic fumes bubbling in his stomach... he couldn't hold it in anymore. After one deep breath, he opened his mouth and out flew the meanest, gnarliest, most ferocious burp he ever did conjure. All of his emotions that were a-churning were let out with this long gust. All the terror, anguish, love, and the taste of spiderwebs that was a-brewing were rocketed into the atmosphere by this burp that lasted 11 long seconds. It rumbled the ground and shook the core of civilization. Historians would remember the effect this burp had as The Great Quake.

"Climb aboard my back and you will be taken to the lair of my spiderkin and you will live amongst us. I guarantee your safety if you comply without a struggle." The spider queen said as the smell of Shaggy's breath was still strong in the air. Shaggy turned to Ron, who was shaking with fear presumably at the thought of touching a spider as large as Queen Theraphosidae. However, one comforting glance from Shaggy was all it took to convince Ron all dangers were lost and they would find a way out of this together.

 However, one comforting glance from Shaggy was all it took to convince Ron all dangers were lost and they would find a way out of this together

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end of chapter 15

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