Oh... who is she || Dream x Sapnap

|| Three ||

CW//Suicide/death.

Sapnap was just laying down on his couch as the tv droned on and on, rambling about some stupid shit like informercials for random ass treadmills that no one's ever heard of, or some sort of magical grease-free microwave oven, or even a stupid fucking smoothie making, food chopping, blindness curing blender with fifty million free items as long as you 'buy now!'. He sighed, rolling over so that he was laying on his stomach, face straight down so that it was directly smushed against the arm of the couch, shifting around so that he wasn't too uncomfortable. "This is so fucking boring...," He groaned. "I hate it."

He heard his phone buzz beside him, somewhere buried between his couch cushions, and got somewhat excited to do something other than just sit there and melt into his furniture. Sapnap scrambled up to grab it, peeling himself off of his seat and sliding down onto the floor whilst reaching into the crevices of his couch's pillows. "Come onnn, come ooooonnnnnn- AHA!" He cheered as he grabbed it, pulling his arm out from between the couch cushions and staring down at his phone.

"I wonder who texted me...," He muttered to himself, unlocking his phone with his touch ID and flicking through until he found his messages app. "Hang on- I... Have no messages? What? Oh- wait, it's a discord message, i'm stupid."

Sapnap switched to discord as quickly as he could and looked through his direct messages, waiting until he saw the most recent one load, and clicked onto the contact. "What the fuck? Why is Tommy messaging me... I swear to god- if this bitch starts going on about that one time we played manhunt-." He read the message and his expression stayed the same, unamused and slightly annoyed.

BigManTommy. A few seconds ago.

Hey Sapnap.

If I came to America and put you in a vlog, would you let me punch you in the face.

?

Hellooo?

Sapnap. Just now.

Wtf no.

I'd punt your ass into the fucking sun.

Try me, bitch.

BigManTommy. Just now.

I am quite literally much taller than you, little man, I am a big man.

Sapnap. Just now.

And Wilbur is taller than you but he even admitted on stream that if we fought, i'd win, because your height just gives me more to hit.

BigManTommy. Just now.

Whatever.

What if I brought George with me.

Sapnap. Just now.

Can I kiss Gogy.

?

BigManTommy. Just now.

George says no.

Sapnap. Just now.

You're with Georgie?

Right now?

BigManTommy. Just now.

Yeah.

We're vlogging.

And don't call him that.

Sapnap chucked his phone face down onto the floor in front of him, wringing his hands out and taking a deep calming breath before continuing, feeling an unspeakable amount of rage... That was mostly just mock anger. He picked his phone back up and continued to message, getting an idea on what to respond with.