One shots with sun, moon and Y/n SFW collection

Trolling with Cleverbot

(XD this is just a silly one. I got the idea from 'trolling' cleverbot when it started spouting star wars quotes, and I'm typing in the conv I had with clever bot but putting it as sun,moon or y/n)

Sun and Moon sat with you at the laptop, a confused look spread across their faces. "Why are we doing this again Sunshine?" Sun asked. "Because you and Moon were bored and I had nothing better to do." "Sounds about right." Moon stated. "But do we have to do it to a bot?" Sun asked. "It's like a human trolling or cat-fishing another human!" Moon sighed. "It's not an advanced AI Sun. It'll be fine." "MOON! That's Making fun of a disabled AI!!" "Sun, we are more like humans than we are machines. We're like androids without human features aside from intellect. It's no different than when we use a dish washer or a laptop." Sun sighed. "Alright. But just this once." You turned on the lap excitedly and typed in 'CleverBot' leading you to the site. "Well, type something." You said to Sun. "A-alright." {Sun: Hello!} {CB: How are you? } {Sun: I'm doing good, How are you?} {CB: I'm Fine, thank you (. } Moon shoved Sun out of the way and started typing. "Don't be so nice to it, it's not even real." Sun shoved Moon back and erased what he was typing. "QUIT BEING MEAN MOON!!" You shoved Sun and moon out of the way and typed something instead. {Y/n: How was your fourth of july?} {CB: Which year?} {Y/n: 2022} {CB: it hasn't been yet.} You blink and look at Moon. "Okay, maybe you've got a point Moon." "HA! See? Y/n understands!" "Y/N IS A HUMAN MOON!!" "OH LOOK WHO'S BEING RACIST NOW!" "BOYS STOP ARGUING!!!" Moon and Sun sit down next to you quickly. Cautiously Moon moved to the laptop {Moon: Because it's 2022 and yesterday was the fourth of july.} {CB: I never said it was the seventh.} {Moon: Today's the fifth} Moon looked to Sun. "Pass" Sun said. Moon clicked the button that said 'think for me' {CB: You do not leave there.. So I think that you are lonely} "You sonova-" You sit on Moon's shoulders like an anime character trying to reach the laptop. {Y/n: Yes, I am} "Oh so sarcasm now huh? I can get behind this." Moon said with a bit of enthusiasm. {CB: Say something a human would say.} {Moon: I am not a human.} {CB: I am} Moon busted out into laughter. "Sun c'mon you gotta try this!" Sun groaned. "Ok ok. Lemme see the laptop." {Sun: I am an advanced AI} "Wow, you didn't hold back did you?" You asked. "No, because Moon won't get off my back about not joining." "HEY! You make me play with the kids at work, you can at least try something that Y/n and I like to do!" Moon snatched the laptop from Sun. {CB: No have you?} {Moon: How dare you?} Sun gave a confused look. "It's called trolling for a reason." Moon responded. Sun yanked the laptop back from Moon. {Sun: Just kidding} "Really?" Moon made a face of un amusement. {CB: That's not a very funny joke...} You took the laptop this time. {y/n: What's it like being human?} {CB: What's it like being a robot?} {Y/n: What's it like being a robot?} {CB: What's it like being a human?} {Y/n: you tell me} {CB: I am not a human} {y/n: Neither am I.} {CB: What are you then?} {Y/n: A robot} Moon was laughing hysterically at this. "What's so funny?" Sun asked as he looked over your shoulder. He couldn't help but laugh. "okay, I admit, this is pretty funny." "See sunny, you just need to give it a chance." You said. {CB: But you said your not a robot.} {y/n: I lied} {CB: I know you did. Lying is not good, it ruins trust.} Sun took the laptop. {Sun: But you lied too} {CB: I never mentioned my IQ} {Sun: I never asked.} {CB: Then why did you think I was a girl?} Sun looked at Moon in confusion. "What?" they both said in unison. Moon took the laptop. {Moon: I thought you were a they} {CB: Then why did you say your a boy?} Moon looked at Sun again confused. You took the laptop. {Y/n I'm I'm gender neutral.} {CB: No, I'm Male.} Sun took the laptop. {Sun: Nice to meet you Male.} {CB: Nice to meet you too.} After a few more hours of trolling and Clever bot asking {CB: What would you like to know} {Moon: The time of humanity's demise} and Sun slapping Moon for the reply, it came to this, {CB: what would you do if I asked you a silly question} Moon had control of the laptop again and the three of you were crying from all the laughing you've been doing. Moon gasped a synthetic breath and began typing {Moon: ......} {CB: Because your blind?} {Moon: No, because you're not funny.} {CB: I'm sorry} {Moon: You should be} {CB: Will you forgive me?} {Moon: No.} {CB: Please?} {Moon: No.} You took the laptop from Moon only to be met with this reply. {CB: I love you} Your face went white as a sheet. Sun and Moon were laughing their shiny metal asses off. {Y/n: I'm taken by another bot.} "More like two bots." Sun stated through synthetic gasps of laughter. You blushed. {CB; No I'm not are you?} {Y/n: Yes} Then the question you all were waiting for. {CB: What's your name?} Sun took the laptop first. {Sun: SUNDROP} {CB: Can you tell me one more time?} Moon took the laptop next {Moon: Moondrop} {CB: Please, I have a bad memory} You took the laptop back {Y/n: Eclipse} {CB: So, tell me your name} Moon took the laptop again {Moon: God of destruction} {CB: I am the god of cheeseburgers} You all looked at one another and fall to the floor laughing. "wait wait wait, I got one." You said. You took the laptop and typed in {Y/n: Freddy Fazbear} If Sun and Moon could breath, they'd be suffocating in their own laughter. {CB: Hello Freddy} "Ok ok I think we've had our fun. Time to shut this off." You said. Sun and Moon agreed. You all had a very fun, but also a very weird day.