One shots with sun, moon and Y/n SFW collection

Freaky Friday at Freddy's (Body swap AU) (Joke chapter prt 3 end)

Sun and Moon made it to the apartment surprisingly without attracting any police. "Oh stars! Sweet sweet ground!" Sun said as he collapsed to the ground, giving a thankful kiss. Moon pulled him back up. "Not now. We gotta do human things. What did they say we needed?" A soft fluffy tail rubbed against them. "Oh right. The cat. Gotta feed it. Where does Y/n keep the cat food?" Sun and Moon looked all over the place Except one which they checked last. The shelf above the washroom sink. "Here it is! I found it!" Sun said happily. "Good now lets feed the cat and do something about our stomach and then shower." After feeding Cupid, They rummaged around finding a mishmash of edible things. A jar of pickles, jam, fish sticks, peanut butter, milk, soda. Whatever sounded good to them they shoved into their mouth. Unsure of how to cook it all. With a belch they cleaned up the mess and went to shower. Moon stopped in front of a mirror you had in the bathroom. A full length mirror. He walked up to it and started looking at himself. "Damn, y/n's smokin hot!" Moon exclaimed. "M-moon!! We shouldn't be looking!!" Moon chuckled. "Why not? It's our body currently. Why not explore it?" Moon poked a boob gently. "That feels weird." He said. He grabbed a fist full of boob. "Mmmm, Ok~ That's nice. Is this what y/n likes?" Sun replied. Moon got a little braver and looked in your bedside desk and found your toys. "I think I know where this goes." Moon said. Gently he put the vibrator in and turned it on. "Ahhhhh~ S-so y/n really does like this stuff? good to know." Moon stammered out. "When we get back into our bodies, maybe we can get some sort of upgrade that does this?~" Sun murmured. Soon after their 'exploring' they went to your room. "How are we supposed to sleep? There's no charge port." Sun asked. "Idiot, humans don't need charge ports." Moon replied. "Well you don't need to be so rude." Later that night Sun woke up with an idea. "Moon! I know how we can change back!!!" "-Huh? Whazzzat?" Moon was asleep somehow. "I said I have an idea on how to change back!" "Okay?" "Well we switched when lightning struck the plex right?" "Yea?" "Well, what if we can switch back like that too?!" Moon thought about that for a second. "You're a tiny genius." Moon hopped out of bed and turned on the tv. "The next rain storm is tonight! We have to get there now!" He and Sun drove back to the plex and woke you up. "Y/n, wake up! We can get us back to normal, but we gotta get to P&S right now!" You tilted your head in confusion. "Why?" "We'll explain on the way."

"So, you think that since we switched because of lightning, we might be able to turn back with it too?" You asked as you carried Moon's body on your shoulder. "Yes." Moon replied. "Good, because this is really unsettling." "Tell me about it, I don't particularly like seeing you carry my corpse over your shoulder." When you reached P&S Moon instructed you to lay his body on one work bench and strap it in and then you lay on the other work bench. "Okay, the lightning should be starting in three seconds." "Wait, Before I was holding on to you both. Your hands." Moon facepalmed. "Oh right." Sun and Moon grabbed your hands, then the lightning flashed and the power went out. After five seconds, the power returned. You gasped and felt around. You were back in your own body. You looked over at Sun and Moon, but they were still laying as still as can be. "Sunny? ..Moonie?? Oh no..." Moon sprung up and made a jump scare noise causing you to fall on your ass. "HA, gotcha yn!" Sun chimed in. "You ass-hole! I was really worried about you!!!" Normally Sun would scold you for swearing, but he just looked at Moon from across the room. "Yea yea, I get it Sun. Yn I'm sorry." You looked at him and pouted. "Hm..fine. But you have to be punished. Both of you." "Wh- BOTH of us?? What'd I do??" Sun asked. "You let Moon play with my vibrator. I can tell, I'm still a little sore." Sun blushed. "Er, w-well I-" "Now hold on y/n Our belts are messed up, you got a bit curious too." Moon argued. Sun blushed more and covered up. "Y-YN!!!" You rolled your eyes. "Fiiiiine. Mutual agreement?" "No way yn. If anyon should be punished it's you." Moon pulled you in for a kiss then shoved you over to Sun who caught you and also kissed you. You pulled away, a blushing mess. "D-don't think you've won this!!" "Oh my sweet sweet little sugar star, we don't think we have. We know we have." Sun responded. "And Don't you forget it." Moon finished the scentance. You smiled at the two then crumpled to the floor. "Ugh....what did you guys do to me??" Sun and Moon looked at each other. "We maaaaay have raided your fridge and not known how to cook anything we needed to." You groaned in pain. "Thankfully I didn't have any chicken in the house...." (KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK) "This is the police, we have a report of some crazy driver pulling in. Your car is being toed as we speak. You've destroyed several properties and objects, you are to be at court first thing in the morning." You glare at Sun and Moon, who glance back at each other. "Should we run?" Sun asked. "I think we should run." Moon replied. "Yea, running sounds like a good idea." Sun replied. "Yea, lets run." Moon replied. "GET BACK HERE!! MOON I'M USING EVERY WHACKING STICK YOU HAVE TO BEAT SOME HAIR ON TO YOUR HEAD AND THEN BEAT IT OFF AGAIN!! AND SUN THOSE RAYS ARE GETTING SLAPPED OFF!!" As sun and Moon made you chase them around the daycare, all Moon had to say was "I'M NOT BALD!!"