TWENTY-THREE. so this is christmas

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BREAK UPS sucked.

But this felt different for Rory... maybe because she actually did like Robby.

He dropped the big L word on her and she didn't quite know how to respond, but nonetheless, he was joining Cobra Kai and she wasn't going to be with him when he would officially join.

But she wasn't going to dwell on that. She was going to this Christmas party that Sam was throwing.

She was only going to get herself out of a funk and not because she wanted to party til she was purple.

She exited her car and began to make her way inside the LaRusso household where she found Eagle Fang and Miyagi-Do sitting in Sam's living room.

Sam sighed at the sight of the girl, maybe she could better explain why this needed to happen.

"I can't say this plainer." Sam said, "Eagle Fang and Miyagi-Do have to work together."

"Even if we wanted to team up, it'd never work." Chris hissed, "I was in Cobra Kai. Their style mixes with ours like..."

"Oli and vinegar?"

"No, not salad dressing. I would say like the British Bulldogs and the Hart Foundation."

"They were friends, dipshit." Mitch scoffed.

"Not at WrestleMania 3, Penis Breath."

"Okay, you can't call me Penis Breath." Mitch said, pointing towards the others, "Only they can call me Penis Breath."

"You like being called Penis Breath?" Rory asked.

Mitch looked over, sitting back in his seat, "No." He scoffed once more, "You know what? Screw this. Come on, let's go."

Suddenly, Demetri stood from the couch, "Hey, Pussies. This is exactly what those assholes at Cobra Kai want. Since you were one of 'em, you're an asshole too. So are you."

"I ain't no asshole." Chris muttered.

"So was I." Demetri paused, "Well, at least I wanted to be one. But now, Cobra Kai is the worst collection of assholes in the Valley, run but the king of all assholes. So if by merging with Eagle Fang... weird name, by the way... can keep us all from getting shit on anymore, then we'd all be assholes not to do it."

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