Shorts Vol 1!

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Short 1: Now that's a katana...

Ruby walked into the dorm room.

Ruby: Hey guys! What's u- Huh? No one is here. Oh well, might as well help myself to-

She noticed Blake's book.

Ruby: Hmm ... Ninjas of Love Huh?

Later...

Ruby kept reading through the book, and soon came up to some long paper, which looked like a poster to hang on a wall.

Ruby: Now that is a katana.

Eventually...

Blake returned to notice her book gone.

Blake: AAGH! AAGH! WHERE IS IT?!

And then she saw Ruby holding the book with an annoyed expression.

Blake: Ruby, is that my book?

Ruby: THIS IS FILTH!! FILTH!!!

She whacked Blake with the book and stormed off.

Blake: Uh ... can I have it back?

Ruby: Later!

Short 2: Bowser's Evil Plans 1...

Bowser was in a meeting room with a bunch of his minions gathered around.

Bowser: Listen up minions, and Junior.

Bowser Jr. Hi Dad!!

Bowser: That's my special boy! Anyway, I have finally come up with the ultimate plan to-

He showed a sketch of himself on top of your corpse.

Bowser: DESTROY (Y/N) FOR GOOD!!!

Kamek: He's been up all night planning this.

Cinder: Oh boy. My Lord, if I may chime in.

Bowser: Yes, Cinder?

Cinder: Most of your plans are not that impressive and-

She closed her eyes expecting Bowser to scream, call her a moron, or breathe fire or something, but he didn't.

Bowser: I know. And that's why I've decided to try a different approach.

Roman: Well, don't keep us in suspense, what is it?

Bowser: THIS!

He displayed a giant cake.

Bowser: This is the perfect trap!

Bowser Jr.: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! He'll never see it coming! Just imagine an ambush in there!

Emerald: You mean we could just hide in there and attack?

Neo: "Or we stuff the Koopalings inside and-"

Iggy: Uh ... is it chocolate cake?

Morton: Morton doesn't really like chocolate. It gives Morton the hives.

Lemmy: Hey! Chocolate is the best!

Wendy: Chocolate? I'm on a diet, thank you very much!

Bowser: That's not the-

Roy: Heh, you'd need to diet harder after looking at it.

Wendy: AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, ROY?!

Larry: It means your fat! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wendy: (frustrated) OOOOOOOOH!!

Ludwig then whacked them all on the head.

Ludwig: Knock it off already!! And then?

Bowser: Isn't it obvious?

Everyone: Not really./ OF COURSE NOT!

Bowser facepalmed himself.

Bowser: AMBUSH (Y/N) AND HIS STUPID FRIENDS AND THEN GRAB PEACH AND PUT HER IN!

Cinder: And what if she pulls out a Bob-Omb?

Bowser: Splash it with water.

Mercury: And the frying pan?

Bowser: Uh .... I don't know! Kamek, you restrain her.

Kamek: And if she has anti-magic gear?

Bowser: I- I'm not entirely-

Roman: Listen my Lord, maybe if we try a flan, and-

Bowser: HOW CAN YOU HIDE IN A FLAN?! ITS TOO FLAT!!! USE YOUR HEADS YOU IDIOTS!

Bowser Jr.: You heard Dad! Use your heads!!

All of them had to sit and groan while Bowser kept talking about his stupid plan, and well he just kept ranting on and on.

It was going to be a long long meeting.

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