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Hazel : I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Alexander : Wow. They sound stupid.
Hazel : But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.
Alexander : Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"
Hazel : I guess you're right. Hey Alexander , I love you.
Alexander : See! Just say that!
Hazel : Oh my god.
Alexander : If that flies over their head then, sorry Hazel , but they're too dumb for you.
Hazel : Alexander-

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