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Kitty : Hi, who's this? Lavinia  changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.
Hazel : What's mine?
Kitty : Dwarf.
Hazel : THEY'RE SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT!
Kitty : Oh, hey Hazel .
Hazel : I HATE YOU SO MUCH!

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