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Hazel : Alex  kissed me!
Kitty : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Hazel : It was unbelievable!
Beanie : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Lavinia : Okay, we wanna hear everything. Kitty, get the wine and unplug the phone. Hazel , does this end well or do we need tissues?
Hazel : Oh, it ended very well.
Kitty : Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Daisy : Okay, alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?
Hazel : Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Daisy: Ohh... So, okay, were they holding you? Or were their hands on your back?
Hazel : First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
Beanie and Kitty : Ooooh!
*meanwhile*
Alexander eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed them.
George : Tongue?
Alexander : Yeah.
George : Cool.

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