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Beanie : Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not!
Lavinia : Beanie , you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.
Beanie : It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!
Daisy : ...It was a bug.
Beanie : It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not!
Lavinia : ...
Daisy : ...
Beanie : Stop looking at me like that!

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